Sep. 15th, 2016

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in the 1960s, america would have been all to happy to extend civil rights to blacks if only they  weren’t all just a bunch of lawless looters and rioters.

good thing we’ve grown as a society since then!

in the 1960s, america would have gladly listened to civil rights leaders – if only they weren’t all just stoking so much darn violence all the time!

good thing mlk’s image has been rehabilitated and black leaders are taken seriously now!

in the 1960s, the value of human life was placed above that of inert property - if only those uppity blacks would just take our word for it

thankfully the value of black life is recognized today!

in the 1960s, america really wanted to give black protestors the benefit of the doubt – if only they weren’t just so darn complicit in their own oppression

thank god those antiquated views are all behind us now!

in the 1960s, jobs, education and housing were ripe for the picking for minorities – they just insisted on wasting all that energy on aimless protests instead!

thank heavens we actually listen to their grievances now instead of just telling them to sit down and shut up!

in conclusion, everything would be fine if they had just stayed in the back of the bus instead of getting out and rocking it

(huge thanks to Rebel Blob for digging all these old cartoons up!)
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Photos of Patrick Stewart doing things.

(All photos: @SirPatStew)
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when you’re watching a movie and suddenly there’s a forced hetero romance
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Overly excited by the kiss
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Kristin Says:Well, how about me and my wife, for starters…

Brooklyn Rooftop, 2010 (seven months into dating)

Austin Hotel Bathtub, 2016 (three years after getting married)
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this is jello shes five months old and learning how to take walks but prefers to bite the harness and scream
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Ta-DAH!

Beautifully modelled by Aphrodite - my new dog sweater “The Lab Coat”.

Pattern here: http://ift.tt/2cKV5zV
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NOTE: These commissions will be offered until 09/28
It’s that time again!! Seasonal commission time!
For these I please ask that you have visual references to send to me. If you’re doing more than a bust you’ll need to have something for their outfit as well! Even just a few samples of something you like is a-ok!

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(these are how I support myself since my contract job ended, so reblogs are always appreciated!! thank you!
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@livingwithendo omg please
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thoodleoo:

okay but what if jstor did have tags like ao3

what sort of weird shit would it be

i can only speak for what i’ve encountered as a classicist/historian but

and my personal favorite:

sorry i found even more that i like

and finally, a summary of all of history:

nya haha, this is accurate!

#ways to improve jstor

oh my god

i don’t even want to think about the tags on catullus. or cicero. MY UNDERGRADUATE LIFE, PEOPLE.(if this all interests you maybe you will also like my very loose translation of excerpts from the iliad that involve patroclus and achilleus banging: http://ift.tt/2d1FnTh)

@jstor just sayin

JSTOR is old. Explain plz. 
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you open a tab on JSTOR to begin research for a paper. you leave momentarily for a cup of tea; when you return, there are two more tabs that you do not remember opening. you look away to find your notes, and when you look back, there are five more tabs. eventually, there are thirty tags open in your browser. you can no longer access any site other than JSTOR. somehow, this does not seem strange to you.

an article pops up in your search that, while interesting, does not seem to relate much to your research topic. still, you read it anyway out of curiosity. it cites several other articles that are also on JSTOR, and you decide to read them too. each article brings several others with it. suddenly you are an academic theseus, winding your way through the labyrinth of citations, but you have forgotten the thread that should have led you safely back. it is two in the morning and you are reading about foraging behaviors in south american flamingo. you are a shakespearean scholar. your eyes cry out for sleep, but you cannot stop reading.

you are scrolling through the pages of articles to find what you need. eventually you notice that you have seen several of these article titles before. confused, you click to the next page of articles and scroll more slowly. it is exactly the same as the last page. another attempt yields the same result. no matter how far you go, you make no progress and find no new articles. you keep scrolling.

you have been reading so long that you find you can no longer form a sentence without using “nevertheless,” “reminiscent,” or “quintessential.” you also find yourself occasionally slipping between popular academic languages. it has finally happened: you have become academia. your friends and family can no longer understand you, but you can at least read all of the literature in your field. you figure it is a fair trade.

you pull up JSTOR to search for an article, but before you can type in your search, JSTOR pulls up exactly what you need. you are wary, but you try to read the article. JSTOR flips to the page that contains the exact information you needed for your argument. alarmed, you realize with horror what is going on. you are no longer reading on JSTOR. JSTOR is reading you.

Oh my God

Same ^
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The weirdest town names in all 50 US states.

Related: Places in Norway named after Hell

tag yourself im skiddy

I’m Free Soil

Im big bottom

I love Boring

Really? Y'all chose “Coupon” for PA? The state with Intercourse, Blue Ball, Big Beaver, Driftwood, Economy, and Scalp Level? Coupon is NORMAL, come on.

They chose Pie Town for NM when there is a place there called TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES, which is weirder and cooler than Pie Town.

I mean, as a name. As a place, can’t say. I’ve never been to Pie Town but T or C sucks.

You forgot Virginville for PA, and all of the names where they just randomly mashed German, Welsh and Native place names together and went SEEMS LEGIT
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Watch: Millie Bobby Brown must be protected at all costs

I love her😭💕
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I want a dog. I miss my dog. I want a dog so badly. :( I just want to go to a shelter and find a sweet middle aged dog who loves pets and cuddles
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i knew Candela was the fearless and supportive lesbian i needed to lead me into battle against the straights.
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Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser
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can we discuss this

@cherryroll @angel-ainur
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Everybody else:cute regular laugh
Me:feel good inc. laugh
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I googled ‘fat cardinal in the snow’ to show my husband and I wasnt disappointed
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Blackwork peony and wing, by Sean Wright
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you think im makeup

without any pretty on
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aww nasa has a page for space technology terms you can use in science fiction

nerds

THIS IS THE BEST THING

AAAAAAHHH

Holy crap!!
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*plugs phone into computer to charge* yes my child, drain the life from your superior,
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so i read the entirety of peter pan in one sitting today and it is SO GREAT and unintentionally hilarious and really really enjoyable and i wanna gush so here’s some stuff

someone once told captain hook that he looks like a stuart so he started dressing like charles II complete w long black ringlets

ringlets………..which he combs using his hook

he also uses his hook for “other homely uses” i have no idea what j.m. chose not to extrapolate

hook’s great master plan to kill the lost boys is to BAKE THEM A CAKE and put dodgy stuff in it so they eat it and die

wendy is like “u aint eating shit u found on the floor” and makes them use the cake as a missile??? which hook later falls over in the dark 

speaking of wendy the lost boys are All About wendy when she first arrives peter is like never touch wendy. build a house around her. we are her servants. she is a lady.

john is literally like “are you fucking kidding me" 

tinker bell is super not here for peter’s flight of fancy shit and yells YOU SILLY ASS at him literally about ten times

peter is kinda dumb actually 

at one point he falls asleep on Wendy Guard Duty "and some unsteady fairies had to climb over him on their way home from an orgy”

????????????????

there are non-binary fairies!!!!! girls glow white, boys glow mauve and the blue ones are “little sillies who are not sure what they are” which is….really really cute!!!!!

there’s a whole section where peter and this bird are yelling at each other but peter doesn’t speak bird and the bird doesn’t speak human and they’re mad about it

j.m. makes sure to point out that hook “was not wholly evil; he loved flowers" 

when the pirates kidnap wendy and the lost boys hook bows to wendy and sweeps his hat off and gives her his arm and she’s so starry-eyed about it she forgets she’s being kidnapped

the thirst is real wendy

hook is also scared of smee. all the kids love smee cos he’s little with funny glasses and thinks he’s really fearsome but. hook is. actually. scared of smee

at one point peter is helping hook up onto a rock because a) good form and b) he wants to have a proper nemesis fight and hook BITES PETER and peter is fucking beside himself about it

in fact 100% of their interaction reads like kate beaton’s nemesis comic 

tiger lily is a stone cold badass!!!!!! all the men in her tribe want to lock that down and she’s like “fuck no”

when peter rescues her from hook and smee rather than carrying her bridal-style back to her camp (no thx disney) she’s just like TIGER LILY OUT and swims home abandoning peter to his dumb pirate fight

peter may be slightly unhinged actually. like one paragraph early on basically says that sometimes he’d go for walks on his own and not talk about it when he came back, then the others would go out AND FIND THE BODY

like the book pretty much insinuates that when the lost boys start getting too old peter takes ‘em out back and puts ‘em down

and before the big boss fight he’s picking pirates off one by one and a lost boy is just calmly keeping an out-loud count of how many throats peter’s slit

and after the boss fight he literally kicks hook overboard to where he knows the crocodile’s waiting 

that kid is fucked up i’m just saying

the narrator loses his shit towards the end i’m serious one minute he’s like I HATE MRS. DARLING SO MUCH and the next he’s all “i love mrs. darling, those kids are some selfish brats though”

mr. darling blames himself for the childrens’ disappearance because he locked nana outside so he starts…..living in her kennel. a taxi picks him and the kennel up every morning and takes him to work in it. he becomes famous because he lives in the kennel 

?????????????????

in conclusion this book was great and j.m. barrie was possibly on crack and also disney what were you thinking
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Seeing-eye cat for blind dog

this makes me cry man
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bishounen-jake-english:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

those are some fancy guitars

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

String trumpets.

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

things heating up in the orchestra fandom
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Protesters riot: These people need to learn how to protest peacefully! There has to be a better way!
Protesters sit out during playing of national anthem: This is outrageous! There has to be a better way!
Protesters sit in at whites only restaurant: I'm outraged that they could be so inconsiderate of people on their lunch hour! There has to be a better way!
Protesters raise a black-fisted glove on medal podium at Olympics: The games are about unity, stop trying to divide us! There has to be a better way!
Protesters march during rush hour stopping traffic: Gah! Why do they have to do it this way? I'm on my way to work!! There has to be a better way!
Protesters put hands up in solidarity before St. Louis Rams game: Ugh! Inappropriate! Shut up and play the game! There has to be a better way!
Protesters wear t-shirts that read "I can't breathe," before a sporting event: This isn't the platform for that, respect the game. There has to be a better way!
Protesters make passionate speech on BET: That's reverse racism. All lives matter! There has to be a better way!
Protesters disrupt political rally: Ugh! We're not here to see you speak!
Look here Folks: "At a certain point, people are going to need to admit to themselves that they're not upset about how black people are protesting, they are upset that black people are protesting." – Jim Patnoudes
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Students at The University of Texas are open-carrying dildos in protest of the state’s loose gun laws. Roy Wood, Jr. gets both sides of the story.
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writing-prompt-s:

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

LOOK AT HIS TINY LITTLE SWORD OH MY GOD
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are there any sigils to protect me from the discourse

yeah there’s this one my witch friend taught me it looks, kinda like a circle but with the top cut open and a vertical line in it?

finally i’ll be free
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jane austen: this character is going to be the purest, sweetest, prettiest, kindest character i have ever written
jane austen: everybody will love her
jane austen: she is her mother’s favourite
jane austen: a rich, kind, handsome bachelor falls instantly in love with her
jane austen: the heroine looks up to her
jane austen: she has never done anything wrong in her entire life
jane austen: if she has any character flaws at all its that she is TOO much of an absolute sweetheart
jane austen: and i will call her…..
jane austen: jane :-)
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Well thats me sorted then.

Didn’t need tumblr or a church to tell me what I already knew

Me: Lord I have lived a virtuous life and done no wrong to others why am I not welcome

God: i saw ur Elsanna posts

Me: shit u right

I feel like this overlooks all the other reasons I’m going to hell??? this post is so problematic this is sin-erasure

WE MUST SIN SHAME THIS POST NOW
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Suzanne Sadedin, Ph.D. in evolutionary biology from Monash University

I’m so glad you asked. Seriously. The answer to this question is one of the most illuminating and disturbing stories in human evolutionary biology, and almost nobody knows about it. And so, O my friends, gather close, and hear the extraordinary tale of:

HOW THE WOMAN GOT HER PERIOD

Contrary to popular belief, most mammals do not menstruate. In fact, it’s a feature exclusive to the higher primates and certain bats*. What’s more, modern women menstruate vastly more than any other animal. And it’s bloody stupid (sorry). A shameful waste of nutrients, disabling, and a dead giveaway to any nearby predators. To understand why we do it, you must first understand that you have been lied to, throughout your life, about the most intimate relationship you will ever experience: the mother-fetus bond.

Isn’t pregnancy beautiful? Look at any book about it. There’s the future mother, one hand resting gently on her belly. Her eyes misty with love and wonder. You sense she will do anything to nurture and protect this baby. And when you flip open the book, you read about more about this glorious symbiosis, the absolute altruism of female physiology designing a perfect environment for the growth of her child.

If you’ve actually been pregnant, you might know that the real story has some wrinkles. Those moments of sheer unadulterated altruism exist, but they’re interspersed with weeks or months of overwhelming nausea, exhaustion, crippling backache, incontinence, blood pressure issues and anxiety that you’ll be among the 15% of women who experience life-threatening complications.

From the perspective of most mammals, this is just crazy. Most mammals sail through pregnancy quite cheerfully, dodging predators and catching prey, even if they’re delivering litters of 12. So what makes us so special? The answer lies in our bizarre placenta. In most mammals, the placenta, which is part of the fetus, just interfaces with the surface of the mother’s blood vessels, allowing nutrients to cross to the little darling. Marsupials don’t even let their fetuses get to the blood: they merely secrete a sort of milk through the uterine wall. Only a few mammalian groups, including primates and mice, have evolved what is known as a “hemochorial” placenta, and ours is possibly the nastiest of all.

Inside the uterus we have a thick layer of endometrial tissue, which contains only tiny blood vessels. The endometrium seals off our main blood supply from the newly implanted embryo. The growing placenta literally burrows through this layer, rips into arterial walls and re-wires them to channel blood straight to the hungry embryo. It delves deep into the surrounding tissues, razes them and pumps the arteries full of hormones so they expand into the space created. It paralyzes these arteries so the mother cannot even constrict them.

What this means is that the growing fetus now has direct, unrestricted access to its mother’s blood supply. It can manufacture hormones and use them to manipulate her. It can, for instance, increase her blood sugar, dilate her arteries, and inflate her blood pressure to provide itself with more nutrients. And it does. Some fetal cells find their way through the placenta and into the mother’s bloodstream. They will grow in her blood and organs, and even in her brain, for the rest of her life, making her a genetic chimera**.

This might seem rather disrespectful. In fact, it’s sibling rivalry at its evolutionary best. You see, mother and fetus have quite distinct evolutionary interests. The mother ‘wants’ to dedicate approximately equal resources to all her surviving children, including possible future children, and none to those who will die. The fetus ‘wants’ to survive, and take as much as it can get. (The quotes are to indicate that this isn’t about what they consciously want, but about what evolution tends to optimize.)

There’s also a third player here – the father, whose interests align still less with the mother’s because her other offspring may not be his. Through a process called genomic imprinting, certain fetal genes inherited from the father can activate in the placenta. These genes ruthlessly promote the welfare of the offspring at the mother’s expense.

How did we come to acquire this ravenous hemochorial placenta which gives our fetuses and their fathers such unusual power? Whilst we can see some trend toward increasingly invasive placentae within primates, the full answer is lost in the mists of time. Uteri do not fossilize well.

The consequences, however, are clear. Normal mammalian pregnancy is a well-ordered affair because the mother is a despot. Her offspring live or die at her will; she controls their nutrient supply, and she can expel or reabsorb them any time. Human pregnancy, on the other hand, is run by committee – and not just any committee, but one whose members often have very different, competing interests and share only partial information. It’s a tug-of-war that not infrequently deteriorates to a tussle and, occasionally, to outright warfare. Many potentially lethal disorders, such as ectopic pregnancy, gestational diabetes, and pre-eclampsia can be traced to mis-steps in this intimate game.

What does all this have to do with menstruation? We’re getting there.

From a female perspective, pregnancy is always a huge investment. Even more so if her species has a hemochorial placenta. Once that placenta is in place, she not only loses full control of her own hormones, she also risks hemorrhage when it comes out. So it makes sense that females want to screen embryos very, very carefully. Going through pregnancy with a weak, inviable or even sub-par fetus isn’t worth it.

That’s where the endometrium comes in. You’ve probably read about how the endometrium is this snuggly, welcoming environment just waiting to enfold the delicate young embryo in its nurturing embrace. In fact, it’s quite the reverse. Researchers, bless their curious little hearts, have tried to implant embryos all over the bodies of mice. The single most difficult place for them to grow was – the endometrium.

Far from offering a nurturing embrace, the endometrium is a lethal testing-ground which only the toughest embryos survive. The longer the female can delay that placenta reaching her bloodstream, the longer she has to decide if she wants to dispose of this embryo without significant cost. The embryo, in contrast, wants to implant its placenta as quickly as possible, both to obtain access to its mother’s rich blood, and to increase her stake in its survival. For this reason, the endometrium got thicker and tougher – and the fetal placenta got correspondingly more aggressive.

But this development posed a further problem: what to do when the embryo died or was stuck half-alive in the uterus? The blood supply to the endometrial surface must be restricted, or the embryo would simply attach the placenta there. But restricting the blood supply makes the tissue weakly responsive to hormonal signals from the mother – and potentially more responsive to signals from nearby embryos, who naturally would like to persuade the endometrium to be more friendly. In addition, this makes it vulnerable to infection, especially when it already contains dead and dying tissues.

The solution, for higher primates, was to slough off the whole superficial endometrium – dying embryos and all – after every ovulation that didn’t result in a healthy pregnancy. It’s not exactly brilliant, but it works, and most importantly, it’s easily achieved by making some alterations to a chemical pathway normally used by the fetus during pregnancy. In other words, it’s just the kind of effect natural selection is renowned for: odd, hackish solutions that work to solve proximate problems. It’s not quite as bad as it seems, because in nature, women would experience periods quite rarely – probably no more than a few tens of times in their lives between lactational amenorrhea and pregnancies***.

We don’t really know how our hyper-aggressive placenta is linked to the other traits that combine to make humanity unique. But these traits did emerge together somehow, and that means in some sense the ancients were perhaps right. When we metaphorically ‘ate the fruit of knowledge’ – when we began our journey toward science and technology that would separate us from innocent animals and also lead to our peculiar sense of sexual morality – perhaps that was the same time the unique suffering of menstruation, pregnancy and childbirth was inflicted on women. All thanks to the evolution of the hemochorial placenta.

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Pregnancy.

It’s basically the whole sequence from Alien, only with a slightly better chance of survival.

(and it used to be only barely slightly…)
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