gravityeyelids | Aug. 23rd, 2016

Aug. 23rd, 2016

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vaspider:

Since I’ve made a point of saying over and over that there’s plenty to criticize about Hillary without stooping to sexism, and since the Naked Trump installations are gross, let me remind you that a) body shaming is disgusting no matter who the target is, b) “The Emperor Has No Balls” has transphobic elements because of COURSE a man is defined by his genitals amirite, and c) if you want to criticize Trump, do it. But fucking do it based on the material he keeps giving you. Not based on “omg a 70 year old man looks icky naked, look, he’s so faaaaat and has a tiny peener, ha ha.”

When they go low, we go high. Right? Right.

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dailybioshock:

BioShock: The Collection Remastered Comparison Trailer

@the-evil-twin

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gaysonic:

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kanto-jhoto:

heyitspj:

how does golbat close its mouth?????

Blink and you’ll miss it, because it covers it’s face with it’s wings, but Golbat closes it’s mouth in pokemon stadium.

It’s like the top right, except it has an underbite, not an overbite.

“mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”

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ihateradiohead:

in case that post was tl;dr: please support The Great Wall movie, this whitewashing accusation is spreading so far the chinese production team themselves had to speak up against it

“In many ways ‘The Great Wall’ is the opposite of what is being suggested. For the first time, a film deeply rooted in Chinese culture, with one of the largest Chinese casts ever assembled, is being made at tentpole scale for a world audience. I believe that is a trend that should be embraced by our industry.” - Zhang Yimou (director) (source)

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powerwank:

bigpaw:

musicismysubsitute:

dweebscar:

*slams fist on desk* NOW THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE

Its more beautiful than you could ever imagine

#why is putin the referee

YES

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skylorde:

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lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

France what the fuck

i thought that said terminate and i was like welp

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himeshirayuki:

reblog this post for your chance to be KIDNAPPED by the BIRD KING!

rules:

only reblogs count

no giveaway blogs

you dont have to be following me

the BIRD KING has not given me the full details on what he plans to do with the person he kidnaps

from what i know, i believe he plans to make you his BIRD QUEEN

or possibly BIRD KING-CONSORT or if you prefer gender-neutral terms then just BIRD CONSORT. it does not matter. the BIRD KING is PANSEXUAL

the giveaway will end WHEN THE BIRD KING DEMANDS IT

leave your inbox open, ill contact the winner on where and when they will be KIDNAPPED by the BIRD KING

good luck!

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mydearcucumberbatch:

Oh my god

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mommacomms:

the-movemnt:

Watch the full video or read more about Trap Kitchen

follow @the-movemnt

I’ve heard about this place!

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kvothe-kingkiller:

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orcasoup:

orcasoup:

*male artist voice* this is my new project, it’s like, the dark side of Disney princesses. so like, Alice is on drugs, belle has Stockholm syndrome, jasmine is a terrorist and sleeping beauty is getting plastic surgery. it’s super cutting edge as you can see

also look out for my new greek goddess paintings, including ‘naked white woman with helmet’, ‘naked white woman with pomegranate’, ‘naked white woman with bow and arrow’ and who could forget ‘naked white woman with slightly bigger boobs and a rose’

also stay tuned for my seven deadly sins paintings, including such classics as ‘naked white woman looking at herself in a mirror’, ‘mostly naked white woman posing in lingerie in a bed’, and my personal favourite ‘naked big breasted woman looking at you, the viewer, lustily’

I’m screaming this is exactly it tho lolll

Don’t forget to check out my latest project called ‘millennials’, where I critique society’s obsession with technology through a series of paintings such as ‘people in suits staring at phone screens which are sucking their souls out’, ‘white woman takes a selfie as the world burns around her’, ‘teenage girl photographs a shipwreck and ignores the drowning passengers in favour of choosing an Instagram filter’, and finally ‘image which bluntly reminds you, the viewer, that you too are a slave to technology, as you are viewing my artwork through the medium of a screen, completely ignoring the fact that I made all these paintings on a computer and uploaded them to Deviantart myself’.

every time i check back on this post it keeps getting better

As someone who takes AP art at a very white very rich quite liberal school… y o u w o u l d n o t b e l i e v e

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beif0ngs:

Those eyes…

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otterly-riddikulus:

reshipped:

this picture makes me feel like I am capable of anything

@concreteshorts

@livingwithendo

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ma-at-thought:

lark-in-ink:

failedyoursavingthrow:

When they roll a 20:

When they roll a 1:

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sadpigeon:

yeah, this is a vague post, but some of you guys on here— I’m not saying any names— but some people are *shifty eyes* real cutie patooties. not saying any names though

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earlpostsaboutwhatever:

gothvelma:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cloudruler:

‘don’t ever headcanon this teen/young character as gay/bi/etc. they’re a minor’

ok..straight people…can we sit down for like…2 seconds

can you stop making being lgbt such a hypersexual thing. gay people aren’t nsfw 18+

THIS

Do people not get that being gay/bi/lesbian/trans isn’t something you just MAGICALLY become when you turn eighteen and that young LGBTQIA people do actually in fact exist?

and you know i’ve never seen those people having a problem with teens being headcanoned (or just regular canoned) as straight

Right? Lesbian/gay/bi kids can be attracted to other kids of the same gender without actually having sex with them. Just like straight kids can be attracted to other kids of the opposite gender without actually having sex with them. Just like adults of ANY orientation can be attracted to adults of ANY gender without actually having sex with them FFS STRAIGHT PPL CAN YOU NOT PLEASE

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bemusedlybespectacled:

bemusedlybespectacled:

fifty shades of grey makes a lot more sense if you begin with the premise that anastasia steele is a time-traveler from 1983

@piscine-unrelated: Alright, I’ll bite. Why?

okay so like, first off, the entire plot of 50 Shades is basically an 80s romance novel

like, I have read a metric fuck ton of 80s romance novels, and they all have the same premise: inexperienced woman, strong manly man, she resists him and his advances until eventually they do the do and suddenly she’s never felt passion like this before, blah blah blah

so Anastasia is already just an 80s romance novel heroine

but we have to go deeper

Anastasia Steele is supposed to be a 21-year-old senior in college in 2010, who, at the start of the series:

does not own a laptop or smartphone

does not have an email address or facebook account

has never once masturbated

is exclusively interested in men from classical literature

apparently has no idea how the internet works, because she has to be told to use wikipedia to search for information on BDSM and apparently never looks at stuff other than wikipedia

now, we know that she wasn’t raised in like, a weird religious sect or an Amish community or something. we’re talking about someone who allegedly is only a couple of years older than I am. THIS RAISES MULTIPLE QUESTIONS.

she’s a literature major who’s apparently been borrowing kate’s laptop for four years of college, and never once saved up enough money to buy even a used or low-end laptop. two students with paper-heavy majors sharing one laptop? seems far more work than it should be.

she’s a student. plenty of people get by (with difficulty) without facebook, but without an EMAIL ADDRESS?

I first encountered sex on the internet when I was thirteen, and started reading smutty fanfiction at fourteen. SURELY at one point in her life, she would have at least encountered porn, even by accident… unless she COULDN’T.

she’s only interested in men from books? really? not thackery binx? not gordo from lizzie maguire? not kovu from the lion king 2???

21-year-olds in this day and age are digital natives. they know how to use the internet because it is a vital skill. “how to search the internet” is something I was taught in middle school.

how can we account for all these anachronisms?

clearly, only if she’s from a time where the technology doesn’t exist. aka, the 80s.

of course she doesn’t know how technology works, she’s used to typewriters and phones with cords. of course she’s only interested in classical literature - VHS tapes didn’t exist until 1976 and even then they were priced to rent, not own, until roughly the 90s. celebrity crush culture was very different for someone born in, say, 1962 as opposed to someone born in 1989.

she’s a foreigner to this time period, and is hiding it very badly. she’s having trouble assimilating to the massive shift in technology and culture and so tries to get by without, and while sometimes she’s able to do this without raising suspicions, it’s getting harder and harder to maintain. on top of this, while she clearly is more comfortable with older tech, getting new stuff is still fun (if anxiety provoking). kind of like if you found out that 20 years in the future, magic was real and your future boyfriend could literally create things out of thin air.

clearly she’s far older than she appears. there’s no other explanation for the technological anachronisms.

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pigmenting:

leave people softer, brighter, calmer than when you found them

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butchcommunist:

Me as a fashion blogger, “Okay I see a trend that needs 2 stop. Trend: high waisted jeans and shorts. Problem: I can only have so many heart attacks in a day and these beautiful women in high waisted shorts are personally out to get me individually for to murder me by heart attacks. Pros: real sexy. Cons: That makes me die.”

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awesome-picz:

Snow Leopards Love Nomming On Their Fluffy Tails.

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l-m-pandora:

l-m-pandora:

I love alex hirsch

it got better

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not sure you understand the concept of free

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fotoitalien:

encounter

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

immortalshaw:

pangur-and-grim:

mad-hare:

why are meowths all depicted as standing on two legs with the front legs all long like arms, like the Team Rocket Meowth? like in the anime they always show meowths like normal cats, and Team Rocket Meowth was the exception cause he taught himself to walk upright and speak….

this is the discourse I came for tbh

#we live in a post-series society where team rocket meowth has led a meowth uprising and taught them to anthropomorphize themselves (x)

PLANET OF THE MEOWTHS

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wtfzeus:

cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

#DON’T FUCK ZEUS

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO FUCK ZEUS WHYYYYYYYYYYY

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inkskinned:

it’s not about that i know how to do laundry. it’s that when i was four i knew how to fold clothes; small hands working alongside my mother, while my older brother sat and played with his toys. it’s that i know what kind of detergent works but my father guesses. it’s that in my freshman year of college i had a line of boys who needed me to show them how to use the machine. it’s that the first door they knocked on belonged to me. it’s that they expected me to know.

it’s not that i know how to cook. it’s that the biggest christmas present i got was a little plastic kitchenette i never used except to climb on. it’s that my brother used it more, his hands ghosting over pink buttons and yellow dials. it’s that when my work needs cake for a birthday, they turn to me. i get it from costco. i don’t even like cooking. a boy burns popcorn in the dorm microwave and laughs. a week later, i do the same thing, and he snorts at me, “just crossed you off my wife list.” it’s that i had heard something like this so many times before that i laughed, too.

it’s not that i don’t love being feminine. it’s that i came home with bruises from trying to be a trick rider on my bike and heard the word “tomboy,” felt my little mouth say, “but i’m not a boy, i’m a girl”. it’s that they laughed. it’s that until i was sitting in my pretty dress and smiling with a big pretty smile and blinking my big pretty eyes, i wasn’t given back the title “girl”. it’s that until i wore makeup and styled my hair i was bullied; it’s that when i don’t wear makeup i’m a slob, that my mental health diagnosis hangs on the hook of being dressed up. it’s that my therapist sees me returning to bright red lipstick and tells me i am looking happier and i have to explain that i am more sad than i have ever been. it’s that i dress myself in as many layers as i can every time i ride a train because it’s better to be laughed at than harassed.

it’s not that i know how to clean, it’s that my brother’s chores were outside where i wanted to be, and mine were inside. it’s that i would have weeded the garden better than he did if they had just let me. it’s that i am put in charge of fixing other’s messes, expected to comply without complaint.

it’s not that i can’t open the jar. it’s that you ask my brother first every time. it’s that i am pushed into docile positions, trained to believe that my body when it’s strong and healthy is ugly, trained into being less, weaker. it’s that the jar is also science, is also engineering, is also every job, every opportunity. it’s that you laugh faster when he tells a joke, that you take him seriously but wave off me, that when he raises his voice he’s assertive but when i do i’m hysterical. the jar is getting into a car with a stranger as a driver and wondering if this is our last ride. the jar is knowing that if something happens to us, it’s our fault.

it’s that i’m weak and i don’t know if it’s because i just am or i was trained to be. it’s that we need to sit pretty with our pretty smiles and our pretty words trapped pretty and silent in our throats, our hands restless but pretty when idle, our bodies vessels for nothing but a future white dress. it’s that we are taught someone else needs to open the jar for us.

here’s the secret: run metal lids under hot water, they’ll expand faster than the glass they’re around. here’s the secret: when you keep us under hot water, we do more than boil. we expand over our edges. and we learn how to open our mouths, our claws, our screams hanging in kites over cities. just give me a chance. give me a chance when i am four when i am seven when i am twenty-three. i promise i can be amazing. give me the jar. i’ll show you something.

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coloradonature:

benrogerswpg:

Meteor Shower, Pikes Peak, Colorado, Space
via Ben Rogers

🤔

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lookatthisbabybird:

(i found most of these on google image search but thought they were important to show the world)

this is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.

I love it.

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Another New Goddess Crown! Available Here

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Life in the Taiga | Kronotsky Nature Reserve

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valerie-an:

shantronathon:

valerie-an:

do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”

Yes and I would also like to gently float in general.

this is the most positive addition that has ever been made on my post

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airyairyquitecontrary:

sixpenceee:

Borgund Stave Church is a stave church located in Norway. Although it is no longer used regularly for church functions, it is now used as a museum and it is run by the Society for the Preservation of Ancient Norwegian Monuments.

IT LOOKS LIKE A WITCH CHURCH
like not a church attended by witches
A CHURCH THAT IS A WITCH