turing-tested: this year when you hate yourself or deprecate your worth as a human being, add a but.

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turing-tested:

this year when you hate yourself or deprecate your worth as a human being, add a but. you don’t have to believe it, but just add a but. “but i have friends who love me.” “but ive made it through everything so far.” “but i dont have to produce something to be worth something.”

its not much, but its a start. you deserve that.
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dertora: leafgreen6: This post singlehandedly made me want to play Red Dead Redemption

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dertora:

leafgreen6:

This post singlehandedly made me want to play Red Dead Redemption
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dr-paine: newtgender: ok but…. im just

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newtgender:

ok but…. im just saying… this picture of mercury makes it look like the roundest potato in existence that someone started to peel but got distracted

@god-empress
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galaxykidge: viudanegraaa: in 👏 2019

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viudanegraaa:

in 👏 2019 👏 we 👏 finish👏 our 👏 WIPs 👏

I 👏 CAN 👏 NOT 👏 PROMISE 👏 THIS 👏 I’M 👏 SORRY 👏
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control-alt-spooky: chandra-pyromaster: Night hoes I think theyre just called vampires

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control-alt-spooky:

chandra-pyromaster:

Night hoes

I think theyre just called vampires
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jedihighcouncil:

people acting like diversity is inherently a political statement or sjw bullshit are so fucking stupid like… thats just how the world is. its almost like the real world is diverse and that its unnatural for media to not reflect this… like these people literally get mad about female protagonists, gay protagonists or protagonists of color bc its “political correctness gone too far” like idk how to explain to you that poc, lgbt people and women existing isnt political correctness its just life dude
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sodomymcscurvylegs: Dolly is a national treasure, TBH.

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

Dolly is a national treasure, TBH.
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captainsnoop:

grandmapuncher:

captainsnoop:

man

the creators of superman really named a small town “smallville” and a big city “metropolis” didn’t they 

I mean they made a superhero named superman so what do you expect

extremely fair point 
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peartourmaline: Modern day romance

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peartourmaline:

Modern day romance
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feistiest: *looks up at night sky**sees more stars than usual**mood immediately lifts by 93%*

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feistiest:

*looks up at night sky*
*sees more stars than usual*
*mood immediately lifts by 93%*
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eevart: Just thinking about people making year-end summaries...

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eevart:

Just thinking about people making year-end summaries of their accomplishments and also about reasons to keep yourself alive through the next year. Sorry, it’s a bit of a sappy comic.

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hatefuhk: when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

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hatefuhk:

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years
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earthstory:Winter ice floes down streams in Iceland

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earthstory:

Winter ice floes down streams in Iceland
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question, why do delicious cakes cost so much to bake? okay cakes are cheap, but delicious ones cost

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Take a cake mix from a box. Betty Crocker, Pillsbury, Duncan Hines, whatever the hell is on-sale.

They usually ask for you to add in some water, some cooking oil, and egg whites. 

Fuck that bullshit. 

Instead, replace water with milk (or buttermilk), use butter instead of oil, and use the whole goddamn egg. Toss in some extra vanilla extract. 

If you want to make it a bit spiced, add in some cinnamon/nutmeg/allspice

Want to make it gently lemony? Zest some lemon peel into the batter. 

Want it extra dense and moist? Add another fucking egg, half a package of vanilla pudding powder mix, and make sure to whip that batter extra hard and long. 

Welcome to rich, moist cakeland, entrance fee: $5

Enjoy impressing your friends. 
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ulibeanz: farmfem: is it SOUL-EXPANDING? is it going to leave me better than it found me? is it gay?

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ulibeanz:

farmfem:

is it SOUL-EXPANDING? is it going to leave me better than it found me? is it gay? if not i am not interested

me when it’s time to wash the dishes
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gaslightgallows: jotun-philosopher: Neil Gaiman:

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gaslightgallows:

jotun-philosopher:

Neil Gaiman: “I was grateful for the comma”

[snorts coffee grammatically]
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elinka: Song about a tree by Dzintra Zvagina

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elinka:

Song about a tree

by Dzintra Zvagina
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nudityandnerdery: sergle: you’re literally not

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sergle:

you’re literally not even allowed to play dnd if you don’t wanna seduce a dragon

This is why I only play D&D with people I’m good enough friends with that we’re all okay knowing whether or not we’d fuck a dragon.
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autodiscothings: concerningwolves: aproblemlikebrianna:

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autodiscothings:

concerningwolves:

aproblemlikebrianna:

I’ll need a bigger mug for that, please and thanks.

Can I just–

Oh it got better
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shredsandpatches:

cedrwydden:

frislander:

thereallieutenantcommanderdata:

mariolanzas:

DINOSAURS OVER THE YEARS

This is a series of posters I made to show how our perception of Dinosaurs and other animals of the mesozoic changed over the years. These and few more are featured in a Youtube video you can watch HERE

this art is available for prints, t-shirts and other goods HERE

http://mariolanzas.tumblr.com/

I like the 1920s oviraptor.  It’s like “MY EGG!”

Also, what’s up with Elasmosaurus?  Did they confuse the neck and tail or something?

Yes basically.

Also there’s a typo - the first Megalosaurus reconstruction is of course meant to be 1850.

Spinosaurus and the raptors have gotten measurably prettier.

I like that T. rex looks pretty much the same throughout.

@solarpunkanimist
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college-survivalguide:

xiphoidprocess:

witch-of-form:

draythebaemalfoy:

marvilcomicsrock:

sonianeverlime:

justdoitdaily-fitblr:

grilledcheese-samwich:

finals

im actually speechless

I actually did this for math finals

For my English essay we were allowed a sheet of notes so I literally spent a week developing THE perfect essay and then summarising each paragraph into one line of shorthand in tiny writing 100%, A*

in US Government last year our teacher said we could have one notecard to use as a cheat sheet and gave us a whole packet (meaning like 10 pages) of things that would be on our test. he said, and i quote, “there is no way to fit everything youre going to need on there so you better study”
 i fit every last piece of info on that card and didnt study at all
i got an a

moral of the story: dont tell me what i can and cannot do

before my midterm in Modern Physics, my teacher told us a story about how one kid kept switching glasses during an exam. he walked over and the kid had red glasses and blue glasses and kept switching between them because he wrote his notecard in red and blue ink. he made a 3d note card.

y’all do realize, that with the intense effort it takes to plan and create these sheets, that you’re studying, right? you’re totally studying. love, a TA.

The best way to study even if you can’t bring a cheat sheet is to make a cheat sheet and write everything you would write on one if you could have one. It’s an awesome method!
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nikkimariesworld: Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that.

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nikkimariesworld:

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain
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historycultureeducation:

My uncle and grandma on their way to a pride parade in the ‘80s
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