your mission, should you choose to accept it, is

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thebibliosphere:

teapotdragon:

thebibliosphere:

lethalsaber:

wigglyflippingout:

in your next piece of writing, eloquently describe a fart as a “butt sigh” in a poignant and tender fashion, as seriously as one possibly can.

then continue the scene as if you’ve done nothing out of the ordinary

@thebibliosphere I feel like this would make you laugh

I’m trying to work out where this would fit into my narrative and all I can think of is using it as a homophone.

“All he could do was butt sigh and carefully move on, leaving the despair behind him in his wake”

I am annoyed and charmed by a fart joke. How dare you and bravo?

*bows*
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