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unclefather: unclefather: Once you graduate you turn into...

2018-07-19T00:31:01Z

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Once you graduate you turn into communist Mario

I completely forgot what McDonald’s was
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2018-03-30T23:58:29Z

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therapsid:

shoeshoe5:

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really appreciate that they included all the m&m’s turn-ons on their character profile pages

Holy shit this is a real page. It asks you for you birth date.

How could you post her but not the others.

well THAT sure is presumptuous

sorry but it is PAINFULLY obvious that the guy who wrote these just desperately wanted to fuck m&ms

I notice Yellow and Green have “likes” instead of “turn-ons” which means that some M&Ms are canonically asexual.

And then there’s Orange, who is apparently too anxious to even be thinking about sex.
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2017-11-21T22:32:44Z

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“Everyone’s had tuna tartare before.”

This is the least relatable and most infuriating cooking video I’ve seen to date.

I love how out of nowhere he casually drops that one of the ingredients in the dish takes a fucking WEEK to prepare.

First, pop your tuna steaks, bowl, and meat grinder in your Samsung Smart Freezer for ten minutes.

That gives us enough time to blend these vegetables together and let it ferment for ten days.

When your ten minutes and ten days have simultaneously passed, we’re ready to grind and combine. But you know this. Everyone’s had tuna tartare before.

Now, you’re going to take your gold leaf and marinate that in about 3 gallons of Rose for at least 75 hours. This is a crucial part of tuna tartare, as you know.
You can put your tartare back in the freezer, but for no more than ten minutes at a time. I like to get my butler, Chauncey, to stand watch of the tuna and make sure it goes for a walk in our greenhouse every 3 hours.
Next, grab your toast. I like to get mine fresh from Morocco, so you’re gonna have to book a flight at least 7 weeks in advance from this dish.

I like to make my friends WATCH the fish go through the grinder. A party isn’t a party until my friends watch me grind fish meat

This still pisses me off a full 24 hours later and I’m glad others share my ire

This is one of the most infuriating things I’ve watched thanks I hate it

mercy_misrule

my favourite thing is him dropping in casually the smoked olive oil that you yourself are supposed to hot smoke

I’m literally dying

like the dish actually looks great but it’s so hard to see that under the thick layer of GO FUCK YOURSELF

this is extremely tone deaf for us standard edition people, but it is an advertisement for people who have the Insane Amounts of Money to drop on that crazy ass refrigerator and on a huge ass chunk of red tuna for a snack.

So what you get at the end is the wildest piece of culinary comedy possible for the actual masses.

you want to take a meat grinder– you have a meat grinder, right? well everyone knows your meat grinder needs to be the same temperature as the meat you grind by hand

my favorite part of this is alongside shit like “prepare a mason jar of sriracha a week in advance & take it out once a day to stir” sliding by way too casually, u also have such insightful gems as “how to fucking REMOVE AN AVOCADO PIT” what audience is this FOR

how has no one mentioned chef marc’s insightful take on how relationships should be like avocadoes… “soft, but firm”

????

One of the easiest things to prepare

bitch what??? anything that requires smoking your own damn olive oil is not easy to prepare
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eenchilada: woah! for real?!

2017-10-23T10:44:51Z

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woah! for real?!
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2017-10-11T21:31:48Z

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lake-erie:those zazzle bots that generate clothes for every...

2017-10-09T19:34:08Z

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those zazzle bots that generate clothes for every item/breed of pet apparently had “sea lamprey” somewhere on their to-do list
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theultravioletcatastrophe: moontouched-moogle: helloeverybodymynameisnotsogrump: gaypasta: why...

2017-09-04T04:08:58Z

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why does no one on here talk about the English dub of Gakkou No Kaidan i mean

So basically these people who did the dub were given free reign on what they could say (I think the original script was awful or something?) and they went for it. Had a huge ball and it’s one of the funniest things to ever watch. Look up “Ghost Adventures” on YouTube. All 24 episodes are on there.

>Gakkou No Kaidan

Who even refers to Ghost Stories using its Japanese title? The no-fucks-given Engish dub is the only version worth watching. The original Japanese version wasn’t even that well received in its home country apparently.

Oh my god Ghost Stories is hilarious. Here’s an excellent compilation video of some of the best moments:
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2017-07-21T19:48:41Z

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Top 10 sailor Moon Monster of the week

2017-05-21T21:39:52Z

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10. Screaming violin woman (093)

9. Pegasus hits the gym (143)

8. WHAT the ACTUAL HELL (151)

7. An 80s stripper who also happens to be a shoe (106)

6. Me (114)

5. The animation department had a lot of extra pink paint (174)

4. An elephant vacuum cleaner, but like in a sexy way (094)

3. My breasts are two small screaming snowmen (038)

2. Ball Family (132, 140, 146)

1. A straight-up, actual volcano (067)
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pkslider: petition to change clothing sizes to XS

2016-11-17T03:55:14Z

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petition to change clothing sizes to

XS - Extra Small Mario
S - Small Mario
M - Mario
L - Luigi
XL - Extra Luigi

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ronnyglossia: Think about what you’d expect a

2016-11-17T03:45:59Z

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Think about what you’d expect a Tonberry’s voice to be like and then listen to this

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I just found your blog and it's such an amazing mix of films I love and the art oh Moses' god I'm in

2016-11-02T06:08:53Z

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Thank you!I’m glad to hear that.

But PoE x STAR WARS crossover was originally thisonetraveler-san’s idea. (that’s nice idea :D)

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2016-11-02T04:27:57Z

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