I need more crime AUs

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randomfandomstuff:

I went to a forest to bury a body but somebody was already there burying one

You were chased by cops and took me as a hostage and now we’re spending the night in a dusty barn

You were chased by cops and took me as a hostage but you didn’t realized the cops were after me

We bumped into each other while stealing the same diamond and almost got caught because we were arguing over which one can have it

We’re both serial killers and we have the same target and we’re arguing over which one gets to kill the person

You’re a cop and you got called to a crime scene to arrest a criminal but you realize the criminal is the person you’re dating

We’re dating and we both have very dark secrets we are anxious to tell about but it turns out we actually have the same secret

We bumped into each other while stealing the same diamond and almost got caught because we were arguing over which one can have it

This is the plot of a pretty good episode of Samurai Jack.