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gravityeyelids) wrote2016-09-17 05:17 pm
gravityeyelids) wrote2016-09-17 05:17 pm
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Russian Tsars as @dril tweets
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damaramegido:
mousselineserieuse:
Ivan IV: hwow many favs are worth the equivalent of a human life… id say about 70
Alexei: ive never heard of this “europe” but it sounds like a big bunch of shit to me
Peter I: if you have a problem with my mouth, i’ll be swinging a sledgehammer in circles outdoors for the rest of my life, so come try to do crap to me.
Ivan VI: im actualy, probably, the most superbly relatable and normal person in this jail cell as of right NOw
Elizabeth: i had my jeans bronzed as an infant. and they still fit mother fucker
Peter III: damn it to piss. my wife replaced all of my anti-wife reading materials with Pro-Wife bullshit
Catherine II: listen son, if someone calls you a horses ass, you look him in the eye and tell him “horses asses are actually incredibly strong, and clean”
Paul I: aggressively joyless oaf hhere. painfully obnoxious respect demander checkign in. extremely dim witted frowning man looking for pals
Alexander I: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no
Nicholas I: who the fuck is scraeming “LOG OFF” at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off
Alexander II: unloading an entire belt of ammo at me with a minigun or some such device will now get you “Blocked”
Alexander III: “ah boo hoo hoo i want to post Foul comments to content leaders” Fat Chance, Dimwit. I will annihilate you under bulwark of the Law and God.
Nicholas II: i attribute the complete failure of my brand to the actions of detractors, oor my “trolls”, as it were, as well as my own constant fuckups
@kishona
damaramegido:
mousselineserieuse:
Ivan IV: hwow many favs are worth the equivalent of a human life… id say about 70
Alexei: ive never heard of this “europe” but it sounds like a big bunch of shit to me
Peter I: if you have a problem with my mouth, i’ll be swinging a sledgehammer in circles outdoors for the rest of my life, so come try to do crap to me.
Ivan VI: im actualy, probably, the most superbly relatable and normal person in this jail cell as of right NOw
Elizabeth: i had my jeans bronzed as an infant. and they still fit mother fucker
Peter III: damn it to piss. my wife replaced all of my anti-wife reading materials with Pro-Wife bullshit
Catherine II: listen son, if someone calls you a horses ass, you look him in the eye and tell him “horses asses are actually incredibly strong, and clean”
Paul I: aggressively joyless oaf hhere. painfully obnoxious respect demander checkign in. extremely dim witted frowning man looking for pals
Alexander I: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no
Nicholas I: who the fuck is scraeming “LOG OFF” at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off
Alexander II: unloading an entire belt of ammo at me with a minigun or some such device will now get you “Blocked”
Alexander III: “ah boo hoo hoo i want to post Foul comments to content leaders” Fat Chance, Dimwit. I will annihilate you under bulwark of the Law and God.
Nicholas II: i attribute the complete failure of my brand to the actions of detractors, oor my “trolls”, as it were, as well as my own constant fuckups
@kishona