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my piece of shit uterus every month once it realizes that i’m not pregnant: this bitch empty YEET
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I think people often underestimate the potential educational value of senseless memes. For example, thanks to Spiders Georg, literally every teenager on Tumblr has a reasonable grasp of what a statistical outlier is and the sorts of problems that outliers can introduce into a naïve analysis. There are grown adults who don’t get that - I deal with them on a daily basis.

“Memes have educational value” actually statistical error. Average meme teaches 0 facts. Spiders Georg is an outlier adn should not be counted
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In the 2014 additions to the UK Potter books, Rowling says part of the process to become an Animagus is to hold the leaf of a Mandrake in your mouth for a whole month. 

Can you imagine. These boys in Minerva McGonagall’s classes for that month, hoping she doesn’t notice. 

now that you pointed that out i’m 100% sure minerva knew about that

ok imagine all the marauders pretending to take a vow of silence for a month to keep that up.
Like wearing chalkboards around their necks and writing out anything they have to say around teachers and coming up with another ridiculous reason every time someone asks why they’re taking a vow of silence like. We’re protesting the traditional student/teacher constructs and the unreasonable verbal requirements of school. We’re raising awareness of how funny we are and how much your lives are worse without our beautiful voices telling jokes. We’re in a very intense round of the Silent Game and we’re all here to WIN.

“So Remus, why aren’t you doing it?”
(gives very fond look to the boys) “I’m not a moron.”
“(deathglares)”

Okay but

What about when McGonagall did it.

YES CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT THAT

Other student: Minnie, why aren’t you talking?
McGonagall: *scribbles on a piece of parchment* “someone bet me I couldn’t and mama ain’t raise no bitch”
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Basically my thoughts on the “Millennials are Killing X” trend.
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What the Fuck no. It does not.

Translation notes are absolute. Itadakimasu means hamburger.

hi can i get a fuckin uhhhhh….. itadakimasu
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both of those things can’t be called CBT 
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Dating in the Pokémon World

With Valentine’s Day approaching, I thought it would be fun to look at how Pokémon would tackle the dating world. This would make getting those max IV Pokémon a lot more complicated!

Full image version

THAT LAST ONE
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english teacher explaining proper nouns: dont forget to capitalize!

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my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone.  i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner
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i know there are daddy doms, but are grand-daddy doms a thing?

if ur a good girl for grandpappy, you can have a werther’s original

Burn this whole post
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Vicchan's ghost @ Victor Nikiforov: Remember bitch, I WAS the original Victor Katsuki. Never forget-
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porn…did that

I’m deleting my blog

nobody ever talk to me about porn not hitting the hard issues Again!!

i legit cant tell who the bottom is post to be

The one being slapped. Unless the slapper is a power bottom
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What a time to be alive.

aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. FUCK THIS,AND  FUCK YOU MOREOS

ok but are we all just pretending that this wouldnt happen

I almost didnt reblog but I started laughing so hard at the drawing posted under it I couldnt pass it up. 

omg it’s the real post, it exists! life complete

We shouldn’t have the power

An artifact!!

This is the hardest I’ve laughed for at least two weeks!!!
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facebook: you tryna show everybody this slideshow of your titties?
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rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

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Weelee!

Weelee…

Weelee…..

WEELEE

AMAZING :D
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Sailor Beast Transformation Sequence

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