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The train 

this is so fucked up. is this real?

yea
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Attention straight boys I have a question only you can answer

yes?

why is my cars check engine light on

“Tch, like I would reveal to you the secret of the Uchiha Clan so easily”
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I thought this was funnier than I should have
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my piece of shit uterus every month once it realizes that i’m not pregnant: this bitch empty YEET
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things that you absolutely should not nickname

dildos

bongs

things that you absolutely should nickname

roombas

What if i name the roomba dildo bongins

borderline but acceptable
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haha wow what was Superman doing in that phone booth with Clark Kent 👀

oh shit Kent left his clothes in there

and kent didn’t come out when superman did. kent is gone…clothes left behind.

superman vored clark kent.

you ruined my post
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New PETA ad looks like two guys had a threesome with a chicken and she completely blew their minds.

“we must never speak of this”

I legitimately have no idea what this ad was otherwise trying to convey

like seriouslyI know that they’re utterly stupid in every waybut what even the hell

looks to me like each of them thinks the other one brought the chicken and they’re trying to think how to say “that is a really disturbing kink and i’m upset you didn’t warn me” without being closed-minded

meanwhile the chicken just wandered in through an open window and found this nice place to lay an egg she doesn’t care she’s busy

i seldom care what peta has to say but in this case i legitimately can’t tell what their message is so i’m just going to go with “random chicken sitcom moment” and imagine all the wacky misunderstandings that occur as they both try to be okay with their boyfriend having super weird kinks, until their neighbor comes over to reclaim her chicken and they realize their sex life is actually kind of vanilla and now they’re a little disappointed

maybe the chicken is doing like how kitties do–they just kinda hop on the bed and don’t care what anyone else is up to, it’s time to curl up near the humans now. 

or maybe she heard there were two cocks in the vicinity? 8)

and maybe the dudes are making faces like that because they just realized they’re in a PETA commercial zzzzzZZZING
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self care is drinking directly from a puddle in the taco bell drive thru

No

slurp
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Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off
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the beatles wouldnt even fucking exist if big time rush hadnt paved the path for them so shut the fuck up

Do you even…?

Know the history of music?

The fuck?

yeah music was invented in 2009 by Big Time Rush

…I honestly can’t tell if your being sarcastic, or you really are this stupid.

I seriously hope it’s sarcasm

i being 100% serious my guy

The Beatles are older than big time rush

well yeah but that doesnt change the fact that the beetles didnt start making music until after BTR released their hit album Elevate and then the beetles decided to make music, only after they got permission from Kanye West

One of The Beatles died before BTR made music. AND THEIR CARRER ENDED IN 1970

yeah ur right the Bettles careers ended before it even began. thats how bad theyre music is.

The Beatles are the most revolutionary bands of all time. They had many fans when they first made music, and still do today. If it weren’t for them, BTR would not exist. And neither would many other pop and rock bands

I think you have it mixed up, it should be the other way around

besides:

That is easily photoshopped and also easily to disprove. Also, I’m mostly just trying to give you a lesson on HISTORY and how years work.

Beatles: 1960-1970 A.K.A. Before 2009

BTR: 2009-2013 A.K.A. AFTER THE BEATLES

Yeah the Beatles werent around until the year 1960 A.B.T.R. (After Big Time Rush)

That-that’s not a thing

of course it is, all years are either BBTR (before big time rush) or ABTR (after big time rush)
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Bring back the phase of society where having your tiddies all the way out was fine but showing ankle flesh was scandalous

i know this is aiming at 17. and 18. and 19. century fashion, but i really wanna bring back those dresses that only basically start under the boobs, like that little number Minoan snake goddess figurine is wearing

that was actually what i was thinking of! ive been obsessed with that figure since i was her in a history book as a kid lmao 

 the ultimate look!!! 2 titties out 2 snakes in hand 

titties out, snakes up, she’s ready 2 go

ankles: covered

snakes: up

titties: out

I am forcibly removed from the historical narrative
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What the Fuck no. It does not.

Translation notes are absolute. Itadakimasu means hamburger.

hi can i get a fuckin uhhhhh….. itadakimasu
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