gravityeyelids: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2pKNpSh:
rainnecassidy:

unpretty:

pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

MASTER HAS GIVEN THE ERECTION A SOCK
THE ERECTION IS FREE
(Your picture was not posted)
gravityeyelids: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2og247i:
quackles:

dragonageinquisitionart:

equilateralwaffle:

why did shipping turn into a contest of “most accurate” or “most likely to be canon” why do i have to get a 40-slide powerpoint, three defense lawyers, a fortune teller, and a background check of myself and my whole immediate family to say i want two ppl to have sloppy makeouts in a car

Also: when did shipping turn into a ‘which relationship is the most healthiest in real life terms.’ I mean I ship people because I think their story is interesting, not to get relationship advice.

I ship people because I think their story is interesting, not to get relationship advice.
(Your picture was not posted)
gravityeyelids: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2ovBrfH:
imaginehanniballecter:

not to sound like jane austen or anything but if ur fic is labelled slow burn those two fucks better not even touch pinkies until like chapter 57 by the time they are even in a room alone together i want to be half dead of blueballs and i want their heated gazes to revive me im js 
(Your picture was not posted)
gravityeyelids: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2kiBGsA:
dimensionhoppingrose:

This is so, so important you guys.
gravityeyelids: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2iJyIMv:
markiplier-girl96:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

ifellinthefandom:

enter this into the Google search

site:<url of site where you read the fic> <a line you remember from the fic or character names plus a unique detail>

for example:

site:http://ift.tt/HeCC5o Todd Margo pedicure

Google will search only AO3 and tell you which pages contain the words Todd Margo and pedicure.

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE
gravityeyelids: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2hC45IV:
berlynn-wohl:

anotherjen:

zygomafantasy:

kyrstin:

hear me out: a cutthroat kitchen-type contest for fanfic writers. contestants are given a different trope to write each round. sabotages include making an opponent write in first person, requiring them to write in a particular AU, making them incorporate the opening structure of my immortal. alton brown looks over your shoulder while you write the smut.

Oh, god.

@bipolar-berry-crunch

A grab bag of horrible euphemisms are on the table, you bid for the privilege of being the only author allowed to use “cock”

You only get to use the character’s names and/or their pronouns once for every 1000 words. Beyond that, you must say “the taller one,” “the detective,” etc.

[fifteen seconds before you’re eliminated] “So this is a, sort of a, rustic, deconstructed high school bodyswap fake relationship fic…”

“I was so psyched to write my Fuck Or Die fic! I immediately picked up symbolic flowers, a prostate massager, and the dog they would adopt together…and then I realized – I totally forgot the aliens to make them do it.”

The most brutally sabotaged contestant ends up writing something so bad it becomes the most famous fic in all of fandom, forever. No one remembers who actually won the contest.
gravityeyelids: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2hxicSl:
a-writerwrites:

stormbends:

greenbergsays:

How does reading about the same two fuckers falling in love over and over again make a person so goddamn happy.

#WILL THEY KISS? #of course they’re going to kiss #YEAH BUT WILL THEY KISS?????????

Omg. Every. Fucking. Time.
gravityeyelids: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2glxHZF:
ship-what-you-want:

Let me be clear when I say that I really don’t care what you ship or what kinks you may or may not have.  I don’t care what your justifications, or reasons are nor do I need you to explain anything to me. 

You are a person, an actual living breathing person.  As long as you don’t willingly harm someone else or send hate to someone, you’re okay in my books.  As long as you don’t attack others for having different views or threaten others for doing the same exact things (shipping or whatever), then I couldn’t care less what you do with your free time.  I may not understand why you ship thing things you do, nor why you like the things you do, but I respect you as a person and your right to create or share whatever those things may be.

Your ships are fine and you are fine.  (◕ᴗ◕✿)
gravityeyelids: (Default)
via http://gravityeyelids.tumblr.com/post/153026616132:
airyairyquitecontrary:

randomfandomstuff:

I went to a forest to bury a body but somebody was already there burying one

You were chased by cops and took me as a hostage and now we’re spending the night in a dusty barn

You were chased by cops and took me as a hostage but you didn’t realized the cops were after me

We bumped into each other while stealing the same diamond and almost got caught because we were arguing over which one can have it

We’re both serial killers and we have the same target and we’re arguing over which one gets to kill the person

You’re a cop and you got called to a crime scene to arrest a criminal but you realize the criminal is the person you’re dating

We’re dating and we both have very dark secrets we are anxious to tell about but it turns out we actually have the same secret

We bumped into each other while stealing the same diamond and almost got caught because we were arguing over which one can have it

This is the plot of a pretty good episode of Samurai Jack.
gravityeyelids: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2erb2Nj:
reylosanctuary:

When you read a fic for smut and it turns out to be well written with a good plot. 

Profile

gravityeyelids: (Default)
Rachel

July 2017

S M T W T F S
       1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 2526272829
3031     

Syndicate

RSS Atom

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jul. 25th, 2017 04:38 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios