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*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*

in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece  

In my house its called laundry! Thank you!
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2017-07-27 11:50 pm

darkestdaddiestdom69: me: *sees a beautiful girl on tumblr* me: *sends an ugly ass pic of my penis..

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me: *sees a beautiful girl on tumblr*

me: *sends an ugly ass pic of my penis hoping she will fall in love with me*
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2017-07-27 11:50 pm
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2017-07-27 11:35 pm
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you: if oral sex is called a blowjob, what is penetrative sex called?

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me, a conspiracy theorist: an inside job
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2017-07-27 11:30 pm
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nbbabyboy: milk & honey 🐝 (they/them)

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2017-07-27 11:25 pm
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miniongtt: silencingthedrums: alertstatus: eriquin: eriquin: Friend of a friend on facebook...

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Friend of a friend on facebook posted a picture with a caption “Someone in my smithing group got a free crate of high quality steel today in the form of “used casting molds”… I am at a loss for words.”

It’s dicks. A big box of metal dicks. Dildo molds. Just, hundreds of them.

And I can’t share it because I have family on facebook. And I’m not sure if I should repost it here because … they’re not my metal dicks. 

But you should all know that there exists a big box of metal dicks that are probably going to be melted down into, I would hope, one giant metal dick. 

(No, probably not. But I can dream, can’t I?)

I may regret this, but …

that’s a lot of dicks.

Fine dwarven crafts, direct from Orzimmar!

The last comment has ruined me
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2017-07-27 11:05 pm
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how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad

i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but:

a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them

b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion

c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building

d) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food

e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy world

f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay

g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flaming

bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbook

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2017-07-27 11:05 pm
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2017-07-27 11:00 pm

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“Perhaps I am being too forward, I don’t know what your expectations are, the books I have read about Japan did not discuss such things, but, ah… you surely must know that I would very much like to kiss you.”

He hadn’t expected Victor to say something like that so soon, but it was the simplicity of the request that startled and charmed Yuuri all at once. Not a desire for them to go to bed together, or to become regular lovers; only a kiss. And he seemed so concerned that even that could offend Yuuri. It might have, if this were his first time among Westerners. But it was only a kiss. Yuuri had kissed plenty of men.

He didn’t respond, only reached up to take his glasses off, and then slid his fingers up from where they still rested against Victor’s shoulder to the back of his neck before he leaned across the distance between them and pressed their lips together.

I’m currently rereading @thetwoguineabook‘s Blackbird and AHHHHH I love this fic SO MUCH I wish I could draw every single scene in it *sobs*

This scene in Ch 2 is probably one of my favourite scenes in the entire fic. The way Victor tells Yuuri that he wants to kiss him - it gets me every time
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2017-07-27 10:56 pm
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For structures that have no entry steps, ConvertaStep also makes ramps of three sizes that come in a manual as well as automatic version.

(via ConvertaStep | Wheelchair Accessibility | Ramps | Convertastep - Freedom In Mobility)

This welcome mat converts into a fully accessible wheelchair ramp. Beautiful and functional design. I want it.

Some more info, for people who are interested.

First of all, I can’t believe this has almost 3,000 notes. I’m so glad that people are sharing this - both as a cool design, and also as an important accessibility feature.

Thanks to pseudosoph for linking to additional info (above) regarding weight limits, lift height, and product background – the creator is a wheelchair user himself! Very cool stuff. Keep sharing!
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2017-07-27 10:56 pm
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symmetraismygf: most fans: please creators tell us more canon information please harry potter fans:.

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most fans: please creators tell us more canon information please

harry potter fans: we will pay you to Stop.
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2017-07-27 10:55 pm
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writers-hq: Accurately-titled novels - part 1 (Part

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Me as a parent: If you want to cast curses and summon demons with your friends, I'd prefer if you di

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2017-07-27 10:25 pm
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writers-hq: Accurately-titled novels - part 2 (Part

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2017-07-27 09:55 pm
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I think I’ve watched this like 100 times today and I’m still crying

This kid is so fucking funny im losing my mind

best comedy of the year 10/10

This girl has videos from when she was like 3 completely unscripted and she’s HILARIOUS

Rolling out of bed and showing up is my thing.

Also very important information - She’s the baby that smells like beef.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPjqYisRbe8 original vid with more bits, plus her youtube channel!

Why is she a better writer than literally the last ten years of SNL?

I can’t believe I have a white daughter?
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2017-07-27 09:55 pm

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2017-07-27 08:50 pm

coiour-my-world:Lavender and rose by libra1054 on Flickr.

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Lavender and rose by libra1054 on Flickr.
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2017-07-27 07:45 pm

probablydadrpgideas: definitelygayrpgideas: constantlyonfirerpgideas: probablyeldrichrpgideas: ...

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Two kinds of people:

People who took the news of feathered dinosaurs like this:

And those who took it like this:

I hate it when people say “science ruined dinosaurs” as though dinosaurs are just some pop culture monster invention and not real things that existed and that we are continuing to make new discoveries about

Amen

Listen I don’t care if you think feathers on a dinosaur look stupid if a 9 ton apex predator is coming at you at 25 mph, you’re not going to laugh at its feathers. YOU’RE GOING TO HAUL ASS

(Run. Just run.)

Okay so I was going to reblog this on my main blog but then I scrolled up to switch the blog and when I saw it was on my Cthulhu blog I started thinking about cool feathery dinos chillin with Cthulhu and that’s a really nice image in my head so enjoy

Bird dinosaurs were actually Cthulhu’s ancient servants.

This gives me yet another fantastic idea…

Feathered dragons.

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Hi here for this
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2017-07-27 06:45 pm

emilysachs: HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO

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2017-07-27 05:40 pm

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