2017-07-16

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2017-07-16 02:20 am
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heyguysiwrotesomething: Roses are red Garlic is blue Bottom text

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Roses are red
Garlic is blue

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2017-07-16 10:10 am

midoristudies: my favourite “lost in

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my favourite “lost in translation” moment was when my friend from Macedonia (who was pretty much fluent in English) and I were talking about a girl who sat behind us in class. She arrived almost immediately after he said her name, and reaching for “speak of the devil”, the first thing out of his mouth was

 “Oh look, it’s Satan”

and the look on her face was //priceless//
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2017-07-16 11:10 am

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2017-07-16 12:15 pm

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2017-07-16 01:23 pm

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2017-07-16 02:25 pm

end0skeletal: The bateleur eagle is endemic to Africa and small...

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The bateleur eagle is endemic to Africa and small parts of Arabia. It is a medium-sized eagle with a six-foot wingspan.

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2017-07-16 03:30 pm

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2017-07-16 04:31 pm

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Cafés don’t have clocks because they are timeless places

there’s a cafe in my town called time and it has clocks all over the walls, but none of them are the same or the right time, so like, #confirmed

That café is the entry to the faery world sorry I don’t make the rules

“Do not eat or drink fairy food.”

“I know… but have you tried their lattes?”

okay but the whole thing about not accepting fairy food or drink is that they give it to you and you then owe them something for it

so like, if it’s a normal cafe and you pay for your coffee & muffin you’d technically be okay since you paid them

so what I’m saying is, fairies starting coffee shops because it’s actually pretty profitable and more interesting than just waiting for humans to stumble into fairy circles

Some Fair Folk Cafe’s are fine, you go in, pay for your food, and if you leave wanting to go back that’s normal. These guys want you returning, they like humans, want to watch them and interact with them and learn about them.

Some, less so. You feel an urge, an itch under your skin to take more than you paid for. “We can upgrade you for free, if you’d like!” The cashier says. There’s something a little off in her smile. Sharp teeth are uncanny at this angle, you think. You shake your head, refusing politely.

“Samples, take one!” The person stocking the cabinet says, holding out a plate of small pieces of cake. They don’t say free, they don’t say what they cost. You know better than to take them at the implied meaning. Fair Folk don’t do ‘implied’.

“I just ate, but thank you,” you reply gracefully. The smile fades, sharp teeth hidden, before it widens again.

“Next time then,” they say, and you feel the promise brushing over your skin.

“Maybe,” you reply, still smiling. You know better than to agree with one of the Fair Folk. Words have weight after all, and none more than the echo of a promise to one of The People.

I’d be screwed. I love free samples.

But that’s where they get you - they never say it’s free.
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2017-07-16 04:50 pm
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chuwenjie: fast messy little thing about teenage insecurity...

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fast messy little thing about teenage insecurity that I just wanted to scribble out cause it was on my mind for some reason. (be kind to people because you never know how your words might impact them!) To everyone else who’s ever hated their appearance (which let’s be real, is probably everyone reading this right now), I feel you. there’s good days and bad days but hopefully more good than bad. have a great night! best, Kat
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2017-07-16 05:01 pm
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becausebirds:She took the bait.

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She took the bait.
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2017-07-16 05:01 pm
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2017-07-16 05:01 pm
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goth-aunt: I’m

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I’m
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2017-07-16 05:01 pm

Update for Trump Voters

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1. He said he wouldn’t bomb Syria. You bought it. Then he bombed Syria.

2. He said he’d build a wall along the border with Mexico. You bought it. Now his secretary of homeland security says “It’s unlikely that we will build a wall.”

3. He said he’d clean the Washington swamp. You bought it. Then he brought into his administration more billionaires, CEOs, and Wall Street moguls than in any administration in history, to make laws that will enrich their businesses.

4. He said he’d repeal Obamacare and replace it with something “wonderful.” You bought it. Then he didn’t.

5. He said he’d use his business experience to whip the White House into shape. You bought it. Then he created the most chaotic, dysfunctional, back-stabbing White House in modern history, in which no one is in charge.

6. He said he’d release his tax returns, eventually. You bought it. He hasn’t, and says he never will.

7. He said he’d divest himself from his financial empire, to avoid any conflicts of interest. You bought it. He remains heavily involved in his businesses, makes money off of foreign dignitaries staying at his Washington hotel, gets China to give the Trump brand trademark and copyright rights, manipulates the stock market on a daily basis, and has more conflicts of interest than can even be counted.

8. He said Clinton was in the pockets of Goldman Sachs, and would do whatever they said. You bought it. Then he put half a dozen Goldman Sachs executives in positions of power in his administration.

9. He said he’d surround himself with all the best and smartest people. You bought it. Then he put Betsy DeVos, opponent of public education, in charge of education; Jeff Sessions, opponent of the Voting Rights Act, in charge of voting rights; Ben Carson, opponent of the Fair Housing Act, in charge of fair housing; Scott Pruitt, climate change denier, in charge of the Environmental Protection Agency; and Russian quisling Rex Tillerson as Secretary of State.

10. He said he’d faithfully execute the law. You bought it. Then he said his predecessor, Barack Obama, spied on him, without any evidence of Obama ever doing so, in order to divert attention from the FBI’s investigation into collusion between his campaign and Russian operatives to win the election.

11. He said he knew more about strategy and terrorism than the generals did. You bought it. Then he green lighted a disastrous raid in Yemen- even though  his generals said it would be a terrible idea. This raid resulted in the deaths of a Navy SEAL, an 8-year old American girl, and numerous civilians. The actual target of the raid escaped, and no useful intel was gained

12. He called Barack Obama “the vacationer-in-Chief” and accused him of playing more rounds of golf than Tiger Woods. He promised to never be the kind of president who took cushy vacations on the taxpayer’s dime, not when there was so much important work to be done. You bought it. He has by now spent more taxpayer money on vacations than Obama did in the first 3 years of his presidency. Not to mention all the money taxpayers are spending protecting his family, including his two sons who travel all over the world on Trump business.

13. He called CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times “fake news” and said they were his enemy. You bought it. Now he gets his information from Fox News, Breitbart, Gateway Pundit, and InfoWars.

More to come.
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2017-07-16 05:36 pm
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ssv-normandy:when people casually mention something

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when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing
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2017-07-16 06:40 pm

roxieusher:people need to stop attacking teenage girls who write poetry about turning into wolves...

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people need to stop attacking teenage girls who write poetry about turning into wolves and having flowers growing in their ribs bc there are literally grown men writing celebrated poems and novels about how much they hate women
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2017-07-16 07:45 pm

mathbender: dimedog: mathbender: this is a computer

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this is a computer website. nobody is in the back. you don’t have to say it louder for anyone

they cant hear u from in there………

ohhh….i guess it’s okay to say it louder for them…..i take it back
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2017-07-16 08:30 pm

franqiworld:Guess who has been reading fanfiction again?

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Guess who has been reading fanfiction again?
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2017-07-16 08:50 pm

blvnk-art: “Harry looked around; there was Ginny

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“Harry looked around; there was Ginny running towards him; she had a hard, blazing look in her face as she threw her arms around him. And without thinking, without planning it, without worrying about the fact that fifty people were watching, Harry kissed her.” Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

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2017-07-16 09:55 pm

therebloggening: foxpost-generator: Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak....

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Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

What a beautiful octopus.
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2017-07-16 11:01 pm

vorrible: lornacrowley: wolfgang amadeus mozart has been

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wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean
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