Jun. 11th, 2017

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puublack:

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puublack:

Why seriously tell people to kill themselves when ‘deactivate your account’ is 1000x funnier and 1000x less shitty?

unplug your controller dawg

forfeit my buddy

concede dude

Call your ISP and tell them you’ve had enough.

Now that we have these fantastic alternatives I don’t wanna see anyone telling people to kill themselves anymore.
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Whoop there it is
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I would like to be a Ravenclaw only because I want to be that Ravenclaw who opens the dorms for people with the worst ever answers to questions that are also correct, like 

“Why is a raven like a writing desk” “They both have the letter R in them" 

“What is the truth?” “The word with the letters T, R, U and H in it" 

“What is the answer to this riddle?” “The answer to this riddle is the answer to this riddle, of course”

“What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs at night?” “Not you, obviously”

“Which came first, the chicken or the egg?” “Well you just mentioned the chicken first, so by virtue of the order of your sentence, it’ll be the chicken. Also alphabetically.”

because if I were ever in Ravenclaw it won’t be for being smart, it’ll be for being a smartass  

“Where do Vanished objects go?”

“Somewhere other than where they were Vanished from, duh.”

“What is the truth?”

“Sarah is cheating on Robert with Dylan.”

4th year standing behind me: omg no way
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Jun. 11th, 2017 02:21 am
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Interviewer: what are your skills in editing and graphic design
Me: I know how to put the words “me” and “my followers” on an image in mspaint
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I’ve found it. I’ve found the worst thing.

“The worst thing?”

You FOOL.

It can ALWAYS be worse.

you are like a little baby. watch this.

#please keep adding terrible jeans to this post
 

ok

@deanbeltingbohemianrhapsody

This is fucking jarmageddon
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Mugshot of John Wojtowicz who was sentenced to 20 years in prison for robbing a bank in order to fund his partners sex change. August 23rd 1972, New York

via reddit

the only good lgbt ally

also when they made dog day afternoon and bought the rights to his story he used the money to help fund edens surgery so he ended up able to help after all (after serving six years in prison for the heist)

other great facts:

- he based his bank robbery plan off The Godfather and Al Pacino ended up playing him and John Cazale played his accomplice
- referred to himself as ‘the gay Babe Ruth’
- when he got out of jail he applied for a job as a security guard at the same bank with a T-shirt that said ‘I robbed this bank’ and put Al Pacino down as a reference
- the robbery attempt was broadcast on TV and a crowd of LGBTQ activists came to cheer him on

To all the dweebs whining in the notes about how this man is not a hero and robbing banks is bad…how does it feel to be an incurably boring person?
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thicc

I lost it when the guy started walking 
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tfw you’re a millenial but you don’t like avocado
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ohreallywilly:

Out of instinct you reach for it the same time her pops do…sooo now her dad looking at you like..

Meanwhile you looking back like…

Yo girl sitting there like..

& Her mom lowkey freak ass sitting there like…

Grandma be like

Grandpa be like

The dog like

The cat like

The bird like..

The Uncle under his breath like…..

Pastors wife be like

Ohmygawd 😂

Love it

Big brother be like

I have to reblog this 😂 I just have to!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

The sister be like

Omg hahahaha

made my day

*giggles* :3

💖

To damn funny. 😂😂😂
@daddys-1-babygirl

Made me laugh 😂 😂 😂

 I’m laughing so hard I’m 

crying,

@angelofdarkness1977 @thewhiterabitt

Lol 😂
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this was a prompt suggested by one of my lovely patrons! because why in the heck would harry, a 90′s kid who went to public school, use a quill and ink?

go become a patron so you can suggest silly prompts for me to draw too!

☆ patreon ☆

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I have no words
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Rainy and Aspen
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Jun. 11th, 2017 05:26 am
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Yours a self-sacrificing idiot too? 
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Former Mexican President Vicente Fox Drags Donald Trump 

“Diet Coke, Donald? It’s not working.” 
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Jun. 11th, 2017 07:01 pm
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A NOM!
INTO MY BELLY!
KIRBY CHOMP!
This is DELICIOUS!
MOAR!
I am a big fan of this growing my own garden of noms thing!
OMNOMNOM
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stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*
me: *gently fixes it*
me: you can See
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@ all my vampire friends who worry they aren’t “real vampires”: you are vlad

This sounds suspiciously aphobic or possibly terfy

are you aware that you are responsible for the funniest post on this site
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modern poetry + weird celebrity tweets
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