May. 31st, 2017

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How do I make cute boy love me

for this trick u will need:
a bag of limes
a lame sense of humor
a cute boi
1. Go to public place where cute boi is, with your bag of limes.
2. Stand close enough to him for him to see you
3. Drop the bag of limes, and appear as though you’re struggling to pick them up
4. Repeat step 3 enough times so the cute boi walks over to help u with the limes
5. Look him dead in the eye and say “Sorry i’m not very good at pickup limes”
6. Call him cute when he laughs at your lime joke
7. Get married
8. invite me to the wedding
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MILLENNIALS, REJOICE Now you can have your avocado AND a house of your own!
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lysistrescent:

tfw you don’t know what level of friendliness is appropriate with someone but they won’t give you an explicit outline and so you get too anxious to communicate with them for fear of crossing boundaries and that becomes your level of friendliness
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mattohkeefe:

i’m worth five fucking dollars

$36.00 dont be disappointed in me @sunriseovertheroomwhereithappens

I ONLY GOT $9.00 HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET $36.00

sooo i got $69.50

i’m not the best role model lol
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Trust me if I had control over anything I’d prevent it, but ask any of your Asian friends whether  they are from the Philippines or India and they will tell you that their families hire these child labourers. That’s the custom there. They take underprivileged children to work for them and in exchange their families get money.

It really sucks, I wish our 8 year old was in school, but that’s what they do here, not just my family but every slightly wealthy family.

I will document everything and make a post so this issue gets recognition.  
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taylorhxll:

I’m such a tease. I’ll tell you how bad I want to fuck you and then probably fall asleep.
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transkrem:

“Tumblr is a safe getaway from my shitty life” I say to myself as I walk on fucking eggshells to keep from saying something a 14 year old could screenshot out of context and make a call out post for
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trans-junk-rat:

who The fuck names meds “Zoloft” sounds like some dark wizard cursing me for not wiping my feet before I enter his house and “sertraline” is his snakewife
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Cookbooks

May. 31st, 2017 08:14 am
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the-rain-monster:

A NYC grad student working on food stamps for her thesis has released a free cookbook for those living on $4/day.

SIG NAL BOO OO OO OOOST

hello

oooooh this is so nice!

I believe it’s important to eat well, even when you’re strapped for cash. It’s good for your health and energy! This cookbook is full of delicious and healthy recipes, the ingredients of which are fairly inexpensive.

I ACKNOWLEDGE THIS WOMAN AS A FELLOW WARRIOR AND A FANTASTIC HUMAN BEING. 

Boost so hard. Feeding yourself well is a challenge when you”ve got little income

I HAVE BEEN USING THIS COOKBOOK FOR MONTHS AND IT’S AMAZING 100/10 RECOMMENDING EVERYWHERE

(just to give you an idea, my food budget is 30 euro/week at most [about $38] and I have to maintain a healthy diet due to weird medication side-effects and yeah, basically this book is a lifesaver if you’re broke but need to watch what you’re eating)

Reblog to save a life. Because it’s easy to find food for $4/day, but most of it tends to be garden variety junkfood

@thesehappyhalls
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Sometimes I feel like an awful person. I’m sorry I’m the way I am
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darrynek:

what she says: no

what she really means: no
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May. 31st, 2017 02:09 pm
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thebigcatblog:

A 22-month-old female scaredy cat tiger appeared to get the shock of her young life when she encountered a dead leaf floating on a pool of water in the Bandhavgarh National Park, India. Clearly unusure about just what was approaching her, the partially submerged youngster’s tail shot up in the air and with teeth bared she let out her most fearsome growl - all in an effort to scare the humble leaf away.

Picture: HERMANN BREHM / NPL / Rex Features

I CAN’T BREATHE

OMFG I AM DYING!

this is like the happiest thing I have encountered in a while

they should form a support group. 
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lesbianrey:

i think……..one of the many problems in how sex is perceived in society is that we seem to think its this isolated “skill” like people are very anxious about getting experience or practice or whatever wrt sex but that’s not really how it works, it’s a fundamentally an expression, a conversation; two-sided, subjective, situational, and figuring out what works for everyone involved, as opposed to being just another objective talent to master for all situations as if its one-size-fits-all without consideration to your specific partner
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Week 2 of Mermay! Trying out new themes this week…it’s very fun! :D

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