Apr. 13th, 2017

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comrade griffin

his other responses to this give me life
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Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe. 
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millennials are so stupidt,,, like,,.. get off ur ipohne,,,,g o 2 outside,,,,, take an entire shit on the e leaves of the outsides……losten to nature u stupit bicth……u disgustenign,….the real friendship is in person not online,,,….t he only emoji u need is Outside……run and tell that…,,.i miss 1436 when we Talk To Each Other and Die A Lot

The excessive misspells are cringe-worthy 😖

i turned off autocorrect and turned on,,, Auto Real Life Friendship

At least millennials can spell

the only spell i need is,,,.. T he Spell Of Nature’s Beaty,,,,, kms if u agree..,,

You do realize that you’re using millennial “talk” by using “kms” and “u”, correct? And also, commas (especially so many) are not needed in the statements you’re making. By the way, autocorrect was meant for the millennials, according to your logic. Because I’m just guessing you were alive before the smart phone. Then again, all the things you use today, technology wise, is more than likely here because of the fact people don’t want to go outside but instead want to expand how we think and not how we behave. But, I’m just a millennial so what do I know?

my young grass hopper,,, do u realize i am Save u…..every morning i break my legs just 2 survive so don’t u dare come at me about intelligents.,… Smart Phones bu t Dumb People..,,,u care about Apple iPhone but i care about the Apple i shoved up my ass,,,, think before u speak

You should think before you speak because you said “kms if u agree” kms, means kill myself, correct(I’m actually not sure)? Also “the Apple I shoved up my ass” why the fuck would you shove an apple up your ass? Also, get off Tumblr if you think people should go outside. Instead of typing that, why don;t you go outside and leave everybody the hell alone

i didnt riske my life to come on tumblr.com and be disrespected,, listen 2 me.., u put the apple in ur colon because the nature go inside u…into ur heart,smh shaking my honest. we r not the same. u think about bae fleek….i;m thinking about thos beans,,,,u like LSD screen.,, i like EYES screan,goodbye harrypotter0423

How is the aple suposed 2 go to ur heart from ur butt

digestion boi

Guys, don’t bother. Booty is a horrible shitposter. By horrible I mean that she fails to make it a funny sort of shitpost. She tries to be funny and fails.

im screamign why my name booty
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I’m using this last picture as a reaction to everything 😭
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My brain: Hey.
Me: Yes?
My brain: So I've been thinking. You have a lot of really successful friends.
Me: Don't.
My brain: And you are, like, nowhere near as successful as any of them.
Me: Please let's not do this.
My brain: So I thought we could just go over literally every single decision you've ever made in your life and catalog all the times you fucked up.
Me: Could you not?
My brain: Strap in. This is gonna take a while.
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awwww-cute:

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@gravityeyelids LOOK AT THIS DOGE
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hades & persephone & cerberus the lap dog
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Reality TV show idea: instead of “married at first sight” or “love at first kiss”, there’s a “band at first sight” show where a group of musicians (with varying skill levels and influences/styles) are put into a band together and have a week to figure out how to NOT sound like total shit playing together, before performing in front of Simon Cowell and/or other equivalent music judges. If obnoxious confession cams and fake drama have to be added for the sake of ratings, then so be it
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Scottish women of the Highland Games–kicking ass, wearing kilts and making you swoon. 

@opalescent-potato this has you written all over it

Seriously, life goals or wife goals? I can’t decide.
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if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS
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queeranarchism:

Hey, if you’re sick of nazis on your Tumblr but you keep on having to block new ones, Tumblr’s most recent experimental feature can probably really help you out. It’s called Reblog Graphs and you can test it here. 

Basically, what it does is show you a network of how your post was reblogged and who were big influencers in getting lots of reblogs. That’s useful in general but extra usefull if you want to know who to block to get rid of shit on your dash. 

For example, this post that I wrote got a lot of notes and when I use Reblog Graphs is generates this graph:

I’m the yellow dot and all the other dots are reblogs, the bigger the dot, the most reblogs originated from that reblog. Next, I can click on the dots and see who they are and what content they added. For example:

When @thatdiabolicalfeminist reblogged my post the result was a lot of supportive reblogs, helpful feedback and conversations that I want to have. 

But check out the other cluster: 

When wogbeginatcalais reblogged my post the result was a stream of hateful comments by white supremacist, nazi blogs and nazi trolls. Not stuff I want and one reblog started all of it. 

I had blocked a lot of white supremacist blogs when the hate started, but according to Reblog Graph I missed out on quite a lot of the most important blogs that were causing my post to be noticed by these shits in the first place. By blocking key nazi dots in this chain, I can now more effectively stop nazi shits from finding my posts. Good to know!

That’s all. Happy Tumblring. 

okay this is actually a useful feature, i’m surprised.
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O.o

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it’s actually not that hard to make me sign up for a het ship if both parties involved are actually nice/respectful to one another, and the woman isn’t making disproportionate sacrifices to make the man happy, but that rules out like 90% of the possibilities by default anyway
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The mirror of Heaven
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When your mutual adds a dumb ass comment to a post and you gotta reblog from the source

I’m the one adding dumb ass comments

When the source is a removed post

when the best caption is a deactivated account
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I’m convinced some lesbian pissed off a witch millennia ago and ever since we have all been cursed to endorse Straight Woman Bullshit

Maria, they were lesbians.

“Isn’t it great that no one takes lesbian and bi women’s sexuality seriously so I can (sorta) platonically masturbate with a friend (from across town) without anyone questioning the legitimacy of my heterosexuality?”

Heterosexuality: intact
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A professor at my school thought “bust a nut” meant to get angry

BONUS: 
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I drew @redacuarela! Click to view full size! Lots of love to Zephyr
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I drew @redacuarela! Click to view full size! Lots of love to Zephyr

The original lineart:
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I drew @redacuarela! Click to view full size! Lots of love to Zephyr

The original lineart:

And some of the details!
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best day ever [ ♥ ]
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Dolce & Gabbana Alta Moda.
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This is creepy as hell holy shit. Mirrors are a fucking tool you dumbasses happy signs don’t tell you if your hair’s straight or if there’s something on your face.

And why only in the girls room? That aspect very much gives off the message that girls are too weak to face life and look at themselves the way boys can.

“Do I have something in my teeth?”

“Fuck you! Body posi!”

Fucking end me please

Oof

School: We want girls to feel less self conscious about their appearances!

Girls: Great. Does this mean you’re doing something about the men down the block who catcall us as we walk to school, making us hyperaware that we are being surveilled and judged for our appearances every time we leave our houses? What about the boys sexually harassing us in the halls during breaks? You’re gonna do something about them?

School: No, we’re gonna remove items you use from your bathroom. 

Girls: Uh, how is that supposed to –

School: PROBLEM SOLVED

Half of them are telling them to smile, too, jfc
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Also, I got a haircut and felt cute yesterday
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Oh, well when you put it that way, you’re right! It sure is hard to live on half a million a year!

Every apologia for the rich sounds like a call for revolution.

The more I look at this, the more enraged I become. These assholes live SO WELL and still have over $7k left at the end of the year but it’s “feeling average”? Bitch, the average person has never had $7k left over.

$10,000 for “miscellaneous, something always comes up.” 

Look, I have a “something always comes up” cushion now (it’s certainly not that much, but it exists), and am grateful because I didn’t always have that, but “something always comes up” for EVERYONE and that usually means miss work or ride the bus because you can’t afford to get your car fixed or beg and borrow money from family/friends if you’re lucky enough to have that. 

Your slush money budget alone is 20% the national median income, and you still end up with seven grand left over at the end of the year, shut the fuck up. 

3 vacations a year, at $6,000 a piece.

This seriously shows how out of touch these people are.
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The End, by Alister Lockhart.

Bruh, if you don’t think that having historically significant events well documented from multiple perspectives is a good thing, then idk what the hell u doin.

Besides, like, that is literally a Giant Monster Rampaging Through The Town. What the fuck is the everyday person gonna do other than Tweet/Instagram/Post about it going “It’s the apocalypse you guys! Eyyyy lmao #apocalypse #deathrising #nofilter”?

#like come on your cellphone may not defeat the beast#but it can gain you like 50000 followers before the skies start raining blood so#who’s the REAL winner here? (via @purplebloodedmajesty)

And heck, even if your own death is inevitable getting information out could help save other people, even if it can’t save you. ‘Here are 20 livestreams of the giant tentacle monster including how it moves and attacks, how can we beat it?’ is way more useful than ‘an entire city got wiped off the map and things smell vaguely of calimari idk man’

reblogging for this perfection: ‘an entire city got wiped off the map and things smell vaguely of calimari idk man’ 

Point #1 on this here article talks about Robert Landsburg, a photographer who realized he wouldn’t survive the eruption of Mt St. Helens (too close to outrun the ash cloud) and used his own body to shield & preserve the photos and recordings he’d been taking during the explosion

these surviving photographs are still CRAZY VALUABLE to this day for the rest of the volcanologist community, since actual recordings of an in-process eruption are so dang rare

on-site documentation of any major disaster is gonna be VITALLY IMPORTANT to the people who are tryna figure out how to prevent that shit

tl;dr have your phone out, make your death-by-kaiju worthwhile to the scientific community
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Oh this, thank goodness it got put into words.
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me trying to comfort people
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ironicallyxspiders:

URRGH I HATE MY FAMILY I SPENT FUCKING HOURS ARRANGING THESE CUPS AND THEY JUST KNOCK THEM OFF LIKE “HI DEAR NICE TO SEE YOU, THANKS FOR FIGHTING EVIL WHOOPS WHERE THOSE YOUR CAREFULLY STACKED CUPS?? LET ME JUST HURL THIS GOAT LEG FROM THE TABLE AND KNOCK ‘EM ALL DOWN” AND THEY TRAP ME IN MY ROOM BY SITTING IN FRONT OF THE DOOR AND THEY CALLED MY DOG STUPID ONE TOO MANY TIMES

I am taking them onto the roof and SHOUTING them into the lake 

I feel I should make it clear this post is about skyrim
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