Apr. 5th, 2017

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Vampire Angst: “Woe, I am a monster, and doomed to watch everything I love perish from this unending accursed eternal half-life.”

Werewolf Angst: “Who IS a good boy?  Is it me?”
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on this, the day of my bold lip with bold eyeshadow’s wedding
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20 minutes into mitochondria and chill he gives you this look
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3D-printed Sovereign Armor with LED lights [x]
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i dont think american filmmakers realise how huge london is, because sure you have the london eye and houses of parliament but when you say ‘london has fallen’ what??? so the nandos in catford is in flames? the tesco in peckham has descended into chaos? wtf??

We have states bigger than your entire country

ur largest city


Oh…. honey….honey no
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my hero

I was worried that the cleaner might have lost her job over this, but apparently the company that employs her stood up for her and said she was just doing her job. 

Now I can comfortably lol. 

god bless you lady cause these white ppl out of hand

If modern art is supposed to challenge the viewer by posing the question, “What is art, really?”, it needs to be prepared for viewers to answer that question.

Art: what is art, really?
Cleaning Lady: not this

I’ve said it before: if scattered trash is a legitimate art installation, then cleaning it up is legitimate performance art and she should also get thousands of dollars for her incisive commentary
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Things aren’t always as they may seem

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So for my fellow Northern hemisphere dwellers, it’s nearly summer. That means it is probably starting to get hot. Skirt season! Hot damn!

But YE GODS, THE THIGH CHAFING. Sweat plus friction equals pain, redness, and extremely unhappy legs. If you have experienced the dreaded ‘chub rub’, you know how much it fucking sucks.

Not anymore, bitches.

Slap on a pair of Bandelettes. They come in black, white, red, beige, and brown if you want lace – and trust me, you want lace – or black and beige if you want a solid fabric like the ones pictured above. But the lace is sexy as fuck. Trust me. Go with the lace. It isn’t the horrible and itchy stuff, it’s nice.

So what you do is you measure your thigh right at where the chafing happens, right at the thickest part of your leg. You compare that to the Bandelettes sizing chart, you pick your size, and you’re off. I bought a pair (Beige Onyx, size C) and they don’t move around on me. No slipping. But also, no digging in! I can wear these for hours and they’re still very comfy.

You slide them up into position and they just… stay there. And they protect your gorgeous thighs from the ravages of summer rubbin’. 

They’re lightweight, so you don’t feel like you’re wearing a ton of extra fabric. They’re washable – handwash and hang dry, but still washable! Did I mention they’re sexy as fuck? 


Seriously, if thigh chafing is an issue for you, try these. I am loving my pair so far.

Dude I got a black and a white pair and they are MAGIC. Get them now. Don’t just “like this so that I’ll always have this as a ref” or whatever. NOW. They look great with shorts too. The lace isn’t uncomfortable at all and it looks super cute. I have HUGE thighs and I am one size below the largest size so if you think they won’t fit you, they probably will. I’m probably gunna have a pair in every color by the time the summer is over. Get them get them get them.End of PSA

reblog to save a life
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idk what a gay agenda is but maybe i should use one 2 b more organized


I’m fascinated by how this pun becomes more or less effective depending on what accent/English dialect you read it in.
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You can’t force someone to give you what you need. There are no loopholes around this fact. Either they will or won’t. All you can do is communicate what it is and observe.
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Some of my daily drawings, Larme kei is pretty much my life right now ♥
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hey i’ve thought of a new way to explain the difference between math research and science research are u readymath research: Why does pizza get hot in an oven? Well, let’s first prove ovens exist. Then we can try to prove ovens get hot.  Wait, have we even proved that pizza exists? Have we proved that pizza can get hot? Have we proved that heat exists? Have we proved that I exist? That you exist?science research: Why does pizza get hot in an oven? *sticks hand into burning oven* ahhHHHHHHHHHH WHAT’S HAPPENING

@taneleer-tivan - You’re a nerd, is this accurate?
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Ellen Page is right. You know what’s actually brave? Being actually gay and out in Hollywood!

homegirl had to pretend to be attracted to Michael Cera that’s fucking brave
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Tactic: When people ask what your five year plan is but you don’t have one, just respond with your five year plan for whatever Harvest Moon game you’re playing.

“My five year plan? Get the house renovations finished, get married and have a couple of kids.”

“My five year plan? I’ve got my eye on a nice plot of land in the mountains so I’m saving for that currently!”
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look, buddy, this isn’t my first time playing a farming game
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Today my husband literally pulled a tree out of the ground with his bare hands.
It was just like my vidya games!
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I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touchedDoes not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you! Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting! 

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touchedDoes not mean: tricked you again!Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well.Snapping at you while being petDoes not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you!Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interactDoes not mean:  I’m ignoring youActually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company.Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet themDoes not mean: I hate you!Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.

THANK YOU!! so tired of people calling cats evil cos they got scratched by one once when they were 12 🙄 the livelihood of animals does not come down to whether or not you “like them”
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tumblr may be a hell site full of nauseating discourse but at least they haven’t integrated a ‘stories’ feature like literally every other social media site

That takes too much knowledge of coding.
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Also this is the best version of this stupid meme I’ve ever seen.

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