Mar. 16th, 2017

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from now on, the only child naming system is going to be the stardew valley name randomizer 
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Mar. 16th, 2017 11:23 am
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I still think it’s hilarious that the reason nobody ever figures out Superman’s secret identity or where he lives or what he does when he’s not saving the planet, is because he already told them all the Kryptonian stuff that can’t be tied to any of his human friends or family. I guarantee you the in-universe wikipedia article on Superman lists his name as Kal-El and the “personal life” section says that he lives full-time at his private fortress of solitude at the north pole. Nobody in the world looks at Clark Kent and thinks “oh my god, maybe he’s superman!” for the same reason nobody ever starts to suspect that their coworker who looks KINDA like Barack Obama is actually secretly Barack Obama – They know who Barack Obama is and know what he does and they know their coworker Greg is Greg and not Barack Obama. They have no reason to assume Barack Obama secretly moonlights as Greg The IT Guy at their workplace even though they’ve never seen Greg and Obama in the same place. At best, “Greg is secretly Obama” would be a running joke at the office, and the same is true at the Daily Planet. “Kal-El of Krypton, who lives in a CRYSTAL PALACE at the NORTH POLE and whose dayjob is SUPERMAN, sometimes puts on a suit and pretends to be a clumsy reporter and lives in a one-bedroom walkup in Metropolis” is a ridiculous concept to anyone who doesn’t already know it’s true

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“Hey, that— that guy, in the corner, is that— is that Superman?” 

Clark looks up from his computer at the new intern. “Oh, no,” he says. “You caught me.”

“Clark, you pull this shit every time, man,” his desk neighbor Steve says. “Shut the fuck up.”

“No, the kid’s right, I’m Superman,” Clark says. He gets out of his seat and cracks his back out. “I guess we’re gonna have a superhero fight.”

“Clark, sit back down.”

“Nope. Superhero fight.”

“Clark if you don’t sit the hell back down and finish your article by lunch I am going to tell Perry on you.”

Clark points at the intern. “You get off easy this time, buddy,” he says, and sits back down. 

“So…” the intern says, very lost. “Uh…”

“That’s Clark,” a slightly older and more experienced intern says. “He’s Superman’s asshole twin.”
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Mar. 16th, 2017 01:44 pm
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Kwon Saem by Park JiHye
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“Your teen comes home and you smell MARIJUANA now what?”

this calls for AIR GUITAR
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when you are under the word count for an essay
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They do
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men are amazing

this is funny but also true because ime men actually are incapable or being respectful funny or charming

Whyyyy

I didn’t know that being respectful was a talent that many men are born without but it does make a lot of sense lol.

I like how all the things women need to be attractive are completely superficial and centered on our bodies, and for men it’s their personality that matters. It’s almost like women are only valued for our appearance while men are seen as actual human beings or something. Too bad that ~disadvantages~ men so much since they can’t fix their fucked up personality flaws and entitlement with a bikini wax.
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Still shy about posting revealing pics but my boobs look cute today 😳

Bodysuit : Hunkemöller (old collection)
Bodychain : H&M
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Starting out with a fitness goal is easy.

Day one, you’re feeling great.
Day two, your motivation wanes.
Day three, it’s a struggle.
Day four, you wonder why you set that goal in the first place and give up.

Time to break through the slump and Fight the Fourth!
—————–How it works:
For the month of April, do 4 days in a row of one activity you want to improve on (at a time).

Just one. It’s that simple.

Eg. If pushups are your thing, each day for 4 days do as many pushups as you can.
Could be consecutive, could be in sets, whatever works for you.

Take day 5 as a rest day if you need it, to reset your motivation and affirm yourself. You’ve broken through 4 days! You can definitely do 4 consecutive days again.

Rinse and repeat.

By the end of the month, you will have done 24 out of 30 days, working on your chosen activity! How cool is that?
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Committing to 4 days at a time, with ONE activity is not as overwhelming and discouraging than if you were to try major workouts every day. If you miss a day, that’s okay! Start your next set of 4 tomorrow, and carry on. If you make it 5, 6, 10 days and then take a breather, commit to 4 again and carry on.

You will be able to see tangible improvement by the end of the month, I promise.

I may do some Journaling questions throughout the month, too, but your focus is to improve one skill of your choice.
—————–
Use the tag #fight4th so your fellow 4th Fighters can see and encourage you in your progress!

Let’s do this!

I like this idea! Who else is in?
#fight4th
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Me: my sexuality doesn't define me.
Someone: hey how are you?
Me: gay
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the other day i got a call from my college bc theyre checking up on last years students and when i got off the phone my mom was like ‘was that the LGBT community?’ as if the whole LGBT community would call me, a simple gay,
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