Mar. 8th, 2017

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it’s a cop

Old man, what do you need 11 pounds of… whatever for?
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Reblog if you support Ms. Glasses and her positive outlook.
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making fun of vegans/people who care about animals in general is just another form of boring edgy humor that i would hope most socially conscious minded people would renounce. if a vegan is being bigoted/an asshole then absolutely call them out on it but if you think its funny to mock someone expressing earnest compassion for the life of another sentient being then i truly do not understand you and think you are probably not a very good person.
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Sportscaster Dale Hansen defends student wrestler Mack Beggs and takes a stand against transphobia
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Twitter thread to find the links to articles: https://twitter.com/lkherman/status/828691715938729985
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roadhog: squeal for me

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where’s his emmy?
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my utopia

The drag queen from this photo has spoken up about the photo.

I won’t speak for all liberals, but I’d like to see a future where it isn’t a big deal for a woman in full modesty garb to sit next to a drag queen in NYC. It’s become a bit of a sensation, but her and I were just existing. The freedom to simply be yourself in a sea of people who aren’t like you is a freedom we all deserve.

The central irony is that this isn’t some hypothetical future–it’s just present day reality. This is a picture of two ordinary people going about their normal lives despite how haters want to politicize it lmao. So the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”
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My little hero
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nevaehtyler:

When you get both phones and health care for free so you don’t know the prices of either.

I fucking despise this argument… this is really their logic too
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From here: http://ift.tt/2hhQIwe

This is true, coming from someone who is a writer and also fell down some stairs not too long ago.

It’s all true.
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“Millennials are so entitled"

Actually, the ‘you’re welcome’/’no problem’ issue is simply a linguistics misunderstanding. Older ppl tend to say you’re welcome, younger ppl tend to say no problem. This is because for older people the act of helping or assiating someone is seen as a task that is not expected of them, but is them doing extra, so it’s saying ‘I accept your thanks because I know I deserve it.’

‘No problem’, however, is used because younger people feel not only that helping or assisting someone is a given and expected, but also that it should be stressed that you’re need for help was no burden to them (even if it was).

Basically, older people think help is a gift you give, younger people think help is an expectation required of them.

DAMN STRAIT.

Basic Millennial complaint: “I want shelter and economic security.”
Some bitter old man: “WHAT THE FUCK? WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU DESERVE ANYTHING? THANK ME WHEN YOU BAG MY GROCERIES FOR ME, PEON.”
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@ my mutuals if u ever see me reblogging from someone who has hurt u or ur friends or just generally makes u feel bad/negatively/etc. or who’s said something problematic please let me know— ur safety, comfort & well being means more to me than any post or uneducated/ignorant following of someone who’s hurt you
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more baby animals here
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A train in Seoul, South Korea.
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Every bisexual i have ever seen / met has done the finger guns thing. Science side of tumblr explain 

the kind of bisexual stereotype i can get behind
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Do you ever wonder if the reason that different cultures have such wildly different onomatopoeias for the noise a cat makes is that cats have regional accents?

Actually, they do.

There’s a lot of evidence that animals have regional accents. Both birds and sperm whales in fact to vocalise differently depending on where they grew up.

As for felines themselves, there’s an ongoing study underway on at Lund University precisely about this.

As a phonologist who has watched entirely too many cat videos on the internet, I can confirm that cats of differing countries do have differentiated accents in their cries. Felines in England tend to have shorter, lower “mow” whereas Japanese cats do tend to make glides into high vowels, and are sustained longer, such as the ubiqutous use of “nyaaaan” in Japanese onomatopoeia.

Hope this helps.

Yeah, people is more interested in knowing if cats have accents than finding cancer’s cure, lol

This just in: linguists and chemists apparently have the same field of study
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Navajo/Hopi pin up style #oxdxclothing
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YOU are so great.
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confessionsofadiabetic:

You know what absolutely boggles my mind? That healthy people exist. Genuinely healthy people. No mental illness, no physical illness, no chronic illness. Just healthy. What a life that must be. 

This fucks with my head though. There are people who get up and feel… Awake, and then they go and just… Do their adult responsibilities without feeling anxious or upset? They just return phonecalls? Answer calls from unknown numbers? Don’t procrastinate doing important things until is a huge problem that makes you cry??

That sounds fake.

It’s terrible seeing how many people reblogged this. May Allah grant everyone ease.

THAT SOUNDS FAKE BUT OK
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so apparently cnn now has a clock counting how long it’s been since trump has attacked someone on twitter

and all it did was remind me of is this
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someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?
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Paris 1930 - Yannick Corboz
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i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Die™ like ok calm down edgelord
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1. Characters whose Names are Secretly Insults: 

Samwise: means “Half-wise” or “Half-wit.” He is Stupid Gamgee

Faramir: Boromir’s name means “steadfast jewel”, but Faramir’s name just means “sufficient jewel.”

Sufficient.

Denethor took one look at baby Faramir and thought “eh I guess he exists or whatever” which is very in character

 2. Characters who Have Way Too Many Names

Examples include Aragorn son of Arathorn son of Arador heir of Isildur Elendil’s son, descendant of Numenor,  Thorongill,  Eagle of the Star,  Dúnadan, Strider,  Wingfoot, Longshanks, Elessar, Edhelharn, Elfstone, Estel, Hope, The Chieftain of the Dúnedain, King of the West, High King of Gondor and Arnor, and Envinyatar the Renewer of the House of Telcontar

Wait I’m sorry did I say “examples” pluralCuz that was all one guy3. Characters whose parents must’ve been prophets

-Frodo means “wise by experience.” His story is about becoming wise by experience-A lady named Elwing turns into a bird (geddit)

4. Characters whose families were so lazy that they copy-pasted the same first half of a name onto multiple people

Théoden/Théodred 

Aragorn/Arathorn/Arador Éomer/

Éomund/Éowyn/ÉorlElladan/Elrohir/Elrond/Elros/Elwing/Elenwë/Elendil/Eldarion (the laziest family) 

5.Characters whose Names are Expertly Designed so that Newbies can’t Remember Who is Who and Feel Sad

All the people mentioned in number 4Celeborn, Celegorm, Celebrimbor, CelebrianAll the rhyming dwarf names in the HobbitSauron and SarumanArwen and Éowyn

6. Name so nice, you say it twice

Legoas Greenleaf: Legolas’s first name means “Greenleaf” in elvish. Legolas is Greenleaf Greenleaf (thranduil really likes green leaves ok)King Théoden’s name means King in Rohirric. Tolkien decided to name his king “King.” All hail King King this is what the fanbase means when we say tolkien was a creative genius with language
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Lady Liberty has gone dark.

It was an “unplanned power outage” on a #DayWithOutAWoman
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me trying to be sexy

There are two kinds of people.
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Turns out that healthcare is more expensive than one (1) iPhone
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Made it to 10 Boober comics!

Have a big post of kitties. I think I’ll be making a little book when I make some more!
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Moar Widowtracer 

Full Size

Needed to re-up my kayoot quota

Patreon

Twitter
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huffpostqueervoices:

A gay man who happens to look eerily similar to anti-LGBT extremist and Vice President-elect Mike Pence is putting his looks to good use ― by wandering the streets of NYC in short shorts and collecting money to benefit important organizations.

HELL YEAH!

THE BEST THING IVE SEEN THIS YEAR

NEW PLAN: trap mike pence in a pit and stealthily replace him with Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence a la Mad-Eye Moody or Mystique in that one xmen movie. then when trump is impeached, Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence will become President Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence. a just and powerful leader. “What happened to you, Mike Pence?” his supporters will cry in 2018 as he instates his new federal holiday, Mandatory Give $20 To Your Gay Neighbor Day. “I had a change of heart,” he will say, as villainous actual Mike Pence struggles against his bonds in a well-appointed Park Slope living room

D I R E C T. A C T I O N.
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lesbianrey:

the reading comprehension on this site is piss poor

#“how dare you say we piss on the poor!

how do you say there’s no fax on the door
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cheshirelibrary:

Literary Classics by Text Message

[via The Guardian]

Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë

The Guardian presents ‘Wuthering Heights’ via text message.

Brilliant.

@pearltrees

!!!!!!!!

Mallory Ortberg published a whole book of these! Some of them are really fantastic.
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Six Wives with Lucy Worsley
↬ Catherine of Aragon

1, 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6
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ranchdepressing:

if that mouse had pants he would poop them

the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg

I am dying

Wild domesticated shit

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG

“Aw a cat playing and tormenting its prey that it will eventually kill, how cute!” :)

seriously you guys stop anthropomorphizing animals it’s not cute lmao

You must be fun at parties

Thanks! I enjoy educating people :)

I can see why misinterpreting the cat’s behavior is anthropomorphizing, but I don’t see what’s wrong with finding it cute? I mean, sucks for the mouse obviously (and if that was my cat I would probably scoop the mouse up with a bucket and put it outside so it didn’t have to suffer excessive cat torture). But the cat engaging in normal, healthy hunting behavior is still cute? I mean, it’s not like it’s significantly different from the cute things they do with their toys. It’s not like we can reasonably expect cats to conform to human ethics.

I like this response. If you are acknowledging that the cat is doing what comes naturally and the mouse is terrified and still are comfortable calling it cute - which many people wouldn’t be - then more power to you. I think it’s fine to find animals participating in natural behaviors endearing, even if they’re unpleasant, as long as you accept what is truly going.
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by Haenuli Shin

Date a skeleton 2K17
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My bank account and I looking at each other after a weekend of treating myself™
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Ryan Gosling is actually descended from geese
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youtube Swordman standing up to gender roles
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As if there’s a fucking world shortage of dick pics
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